Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Alphaman]

*notices massive upsurge in demand for mysteriously large sig*

"Anything to keep the people happy"

*Aman whips out huge sig, hits HTower in the head with it*

"Yea... ummmm are you ok? Sorry."

[ColdWizard]

*sniffs the air*

where'd that sudden stench come from?

*sniffs some more*

smells like dingos and 'roos....

[H Tower]

Originally posted by ColdWizard
*sniffs the air*

where'd that sudden stench come from?

*sniffs some more*

smells like dingos and 'roos....

i'm not sure, but it was either you or Alphaman

[ColdWizard]

nah, its burns, that foul stench follows him around like a loyal dog


*throws a snowball at H*

[Alphaman]

*Noticing the Land of Oz being dishonoured, Aman summons killer Koalas, Emus, Dingos and Kangaroos to attack the infidels*

*the pack of deadly, but cute animals pounce on HT and CW and lick them with their hairy tongues*

"Muahahahahaa"

*Aman returns to the balcony to finish his latte*

*mutters something about "weirdos" to himself*

[H Tower]

*CW's snowball falls at his feet, (he must have a very weak arm)*



aww, how cute, animals.

bartender! Do you know how to make Kangaroo stew?

[faded glory]

Who spilt beer in my ashtray!?

[Skanky Burns]

*Orders a bowl of kangaroo soup*

Mmmmm, Red Kangaroo flavour!! My favourite!!

[Kaak]

can i get some kangaroo with angel hair pasta please? A nice marinera would be perfect!

*kaak thinks*

Okay, fine give me a glass of your best merlot to go with that.

[Alphaman]

Aman puts up several posters in the shop reading:

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KANGAROO MEAT

Top 10 Reasons why Aussies dont eat it and feed it only to their dogs... and only if they hate their dogs... and want to kill it... slowly.
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*Walks away laughing at the ignorant foreigners who like to stereotype things without knowing anything about it*


ehehehehe

several patrons suddenly turn funny colours.

[Venom]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
BW grabs venom and Gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE..

MY VENOM..MY VENOM....

Grabs Orange Soda from CW..Here Orange I dunno where Tia went..

Nobody touches me. I'll have your heart on a plate and I'll feed it to your family!!!

[Immortal Wombat]

Stupid Aussies and their stupid wildlife

[Blackwidow24]

Nobody touches me. I'll have your heart on a plate and I'll feed it to your family!!! Venom Whimpers as he pulls his undies from his crack bite.

BW: Turns around in suprise....
"what?? areyou just reacting to that wedgie I gave you YESTERDAY???" WEIRDO!!!!

BW: look at this place I have been gone for a few hours and I come back and there are kangaroo cakes everywhere..someone is trying to feed you coffee....HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT....we got hairy @$$ patrons shedding all over the place....ALPHAMAN..This isn't freaking CAPTIAN KANGAROO...get those damn animals outta here before I GET REALLY MAD

BW: KAAK stop touching your butt crack and rubbing it in CW's FACE

Kaak: OOOOKKKKKKK

CW: NO NO why???I WAS ENJOYING THAT

[ColdWizard]

[Tiamat]

*sniffs the air*

where'd that sudden stench come from?

*sniffs some more*

smells like dingos and 'roos....

Oooooppps sorry that would be me **sheepish grin** I went wandering last night and strayed from my usual fair for dinner.

faded ~ You thought that was beer in your ashtray? **even bigger sheepish grin** I'm so sorry.......I just couldn't make it to the bathroom

Ok......who wants what today.......**gets baseball bat ready**

As a side note this bar will not condone the killing of fuzzy animals so no Kangaroo!! But if you want to mutilate peole or aliens or mutants that's fine by me