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  • #31
    Ohhhhh! More BW, MORE! LOL....just back from lunch, and you know, there's NOTHING like a little 70's porn music and a teasing dance to umm....yeah....that..

    -=Vel=-
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    • #32
      *begins to kick and destroy the love machine in the corner*


      COLDFISH!? ILL COLD FISH YOU DAMNIT!!!!!

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      • #33
        Haddock?
        Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
        "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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        • #34
          Just as I was crawling back in, some boots come out of the darkness and clobber me in the head.

          AAAAAAAAOOOWWW!! The smell!! the SMELL!!

          Stays conscious just long enough to order a triple milk with extra cream, and asking if there are any jobs going before passing out under a small camel
          Too young to die, too rich to care.
          Too f***ed to swear that I was there.

          Computer games make your children smell like hammers

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          • #35
            Serves Soma his triple milk......**picks up Slefbiased work boots** **laughs** Yup....that smell gets them every time!
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #36
              hey Tia! leech girl transfered to another dorm! Isn't that wonderful?!?!

              [/threadjack]
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #37
                Lemme have a double vodka....and keep 'em coming!
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                • #38
                  **slides david a double vodka**

                  **Momentary threadjack** Awesome Tia does dance of joy for Orange!! I know you are so excited!!

                  **back to coffee shop mode**

                  **takes out bat to smack Orange for threadjacking** Nope......sorry just can't smack my little schmoooooopie
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • #39
                    *slams double vodka*

                    Keep 'em coming!

                    *tips Tia very generously*
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                    • #40
                      Well I can!

                      * takes bat from tia and get's ready to smack orange *

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                      • #41
                        *walks in*

                        *remembers all the times when got warped on both chronological and dimensional axis, not to mention the time the Pangalactic Gargle-Blaster experiment went horribly long, and not to forget all the times got smacked by Tiamat*



                        See ya later.

                        *walks (or at least feebly attempts to) out)
                        Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                        • #42
                          OOOOOOOohhhhhhhhh no you don't!! **pulls kassiopeia back into the coffee shop**

                          You can't go I haven't gotten to smack anyone today besides.....Blackwidow is gone home and I need a womans touch to fix this place up.

                          **Tia takes deep breath** PPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                          **Tia inadvertantly flames coffe shop patrons** OOOppps sorry

                          Sirotnikov.......I will let that slide this time but the next time you lay a finger on one of my baseball bats **tia squashes a Knight under her foot* Do we understand each other??
                          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Tiamat
                            **takes out bat to smack Orange for threadjacking** Nope......sorry just can't smack my little schmoooooopie
                            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                            • #44
                              *wipes ash from face*

                              All right Tiamat, this 431st time... Bring it on!

                              *gulp*
                              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                              • #45
                                No no no.......Truce I proimise I won't smack or fry you

                                **Tia crosses claws behind her back**
                                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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