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  • #76
    A swiss airport, I think the one in Zurich, is called Kloten, which means bollocks in Dutch.

    And about the ice-hockeyer Satan: he probably had one of those accents on the S, and I'm not 100 % sure that he was from Slovakia. I'm positive that it was indeed written Satan though.

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    • #77
      A common surname in Spain : "Matamoros", wich means moors-killer, a reminiscence of the reconquest centuries.
      Ich bin der Zorn Gottes. Wer sonst ist mit mir?

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      • #78
        There is a member here at the club that every time they calla to make a reservation I have to hold my breath to keep from laughing..........

        Di** Slinghaus (pronounced slinghouse)
        Last edited by Tiamat; February 22, 2002, 14:43.
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #79
          Originally posted by faded glory
          Oh wait there was that guy in maryland who killed everybody in that Gay Bar


          His name Was real name (F/m/L)Gay David Byrd


          Anyway he killed everybody cause he had been made fun of his whole life cause of his name (a bit delunsional)
          See, i told you so It's a good reason not to give you children stupid names

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          • #80
            When I was in high school, oh so long ago I was on the track+field, and cross country running teams. The coach of one of our rivals was named Harry Johnson.

            Steele

            EDIT:Left out an important part of that statement...
            Last edited by steelehc; February 25, 2002, 06:13.
            If this were a movie, there'd be a tunnel or something near here for us to escape through.....

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            • #81
              may not really apply as funny, but ME, my dad, 2 of my brothers and my nephew are all named Kelly...... ironic huh? lol
              DarlinKell..... =)

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              • #82
                Went to high school w/ a guy named

                Eric Shin. <---this is for real. He was Chinese and he was kinda a jerk, kinda stupid.
                Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
                Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
                *****Citizen of the Hive****
                "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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                • #83
                  Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the
                  Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866. The
                  white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before
                  it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St. Peter's Square that his
                  name had hilarious possibilities. The crowds fell about, helpless with
                  laughter, singing:

                  "Half a pound of tuppenny rice
                  Half a pound of treacle
                  That's the way the chimney smokes
                  Pope Goestheveezl!"

                  The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of
                  laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for
                  hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron
                  Hans Neizant Bompzidaize was elected Landburgher of Koln in 1653.
                  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
                  -bondetamp
                  The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
                  -H. L. Mencken

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Lung
                    Seeing as you all got off the topic and started talking about place names.....

                    In New Zealand there is a place called Whakapapa. Maoris pronounce "wh" as "far"
                    Pronounced Fuc.k_a_Papa
                    Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
                    Waikato University, Hamilton.

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