What's the funniest person's name you've ever heard?

[Goingonit]

In Canadian politics, there's a guy named Inky Mark.

[Anodyne]

There was this French nobel-prize winner whose surname was "Perse". Well, the funny thing is that "Perse" means "Arse" in Finnish.
Same thing with Pascals and such ("Paska" = "Sh!t"). The school physics teachers must be kinda pissed off everytime they try to teach a group of 13-year-olds the pressure-system invented by the French "Pascal"... ("Paskalla [the last 'la' is often left out in spoken tongue...]" = "Having a dump")

[Harovan]

A hairdresser in Dresden with the surname "Kahl" (means "bald").

[Provost Harrison]

How's this for an unfortunate combination of names

[Laertes]

There is someone on our internal mailing list called Melanie Elephant (.."packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus")

[Bas]

A couple of years ago, I've seen a Slovakian (?) ice-hockeyer whose last name was Satan.

And my dentist's name is Kars van Karsen. Strange parents, I guess...

[Provost Harrison]

There used to be a Matthew Chicken at my old school. Well, it was enough to make teenage schoolboys giggle

[Anodyne]

Kuntz & Dick... United Methodist Church... Hmm. wonder should I laugh or be frightened.

[loinburger]

I used to have a dentist named Dr. Sapperstein; that's the name of the Satanic doctor in "Rosemary's Baby."

[Ecthy]

One speaker of the North Alliance in Afghanistan used to be called Abdullah Abdullah... I wonder what happened to him

[Harovan]

He happens to be the Afghan foreign minister now.

[Ecthy]

I happen to have thought of that before

isn't it fun how the troops of the defense secretary and his vice-guy dfight each other up in the north?

[Lars-E]

Audhild Gregoriusdotter Rotevatn.

[Blackwidow24]

I used to work with a guy named Micheal Holan. When people asked me where he was they would say..

.Hey do you know where Mike Holan is??? Say it really fast.....
MY COLON..Hee hee

Who has the documents... Mike Holan was holding them for me..

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Urban Ranger]

Not a person's name.

Just saw today that a local boy group (not even a band) named themselves "Wewe."