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Captain Dildo of New FoundlandI never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"Comment
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Joe Kopiness (Boy scout leader when I was younger)
Dr.Wang (my Eye docter once)
Allana Spitshuck (X)Comment
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I had a neighbour whose name was Wayne Carr. A bit obscure for the Yanks, but very funny for most everyone else
I also heard of a Richard Puller, but i have my doubts if he ever existed
Even more dubious was an Ophelia Dicky, but a name i came across which was definitely real was the roll-in-the-aisles piss-funny....
IDA LICHTER!!!
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Real name:
Harold Cox. His "friends" called him Harry.Comment
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**** Seamon, a relative of a close friend of mine. (He lives in Climax, Michigan. No fooling.)
Failed Congressional candidate **** Sweat.
The man who tried to clone humans, Dr. **** Seed.
(Note: all of these are like **** Cheney, in case you're obtuse.
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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Is that the best you can do? I knew a Jamie Cocks and even a David Cockshead. Strangely neither were much interested in changing their names by deed poll
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Originally posted by Guynemer
**** Seamon, a relative of a close friend of mine. (He lives in Climax, Michigan. No fooling.)
Failed Congressional candidate **** Sweat.
The man who tried to clone humans, Dr. **** Seed.
(Note: all of these are like **** Cheney, in case you're obtuse. )
It begs the question though, doesn't it. What the hell were their parents thinking?!!
Here's a non-rude one - ex-Australian swimming coach - Joe King! Were his parents true imbeciles? I think so!Comment
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Well, this isn't obscene, but my friend's brother is Robert Roberts.
I have no idea what his parents were thinking.Life and death is a grave matter;
all things pass quickly away.
Each of you must be completely alert;
never neglectful, never indulgent.Comment
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martha focker"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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You've been watcing "Meet the Parents" haven't you!Originally posted by devilmunchkin
martha focker
Hope I got the name rightThe church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
"They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz GuevaraComment
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I believe my dad once worked with a Roland Butter, and my youth leader claimed to have gone to school with a Tara MacadamThe church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
"They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz GuevaraComment
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yeah, i watched it this summer
and that name is just funny"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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nybody ever ran into a "Ben Dover"?
That had to have been ****in hilarous. A name like that....
he parents should be arrested for that.Comment
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Dr Killer - he was the Prime Minister's staff MD
Ed Shonk - a local real estate agent
There was also a minister from anohtre country whose name was very rude in English - but I forget what it was now - he was Korean or Thai - I forget which.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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