True Love Waits (Until Someone with a Clue Teaches Sex Ed)

[Agathon]

Otherwise, please explain what confuses you.

I thought I was opposing lights-off sex.

[Guynemer]

Well, dammit man, let's brainstorm then. We have to find some way to make this proposal absolutely unpalatable to one side or the other, and thus make it the One True Way to the other group of loonies.

Between my brains and your... your... um... ability to escape Nebraska, I'm sure we can come up with something.

[Agathon]

In my experience, nothing works, so why waste time and money teaching sex ed in schools when parents can do the futile preaching at home?

For the humour value of people like me going up and asking the attractive female bio teacher when the practical exam is....

I don't know. The condom thing worked for me. I was paranoid of knocking some girl up (my town had the world's highest rate of teen pregnancy when I was 16) and the AIDS thing was rather terrifying (although it did not bring with it the same fear of immediate parental retribution).

[Drake Tungsten]

Well, dammit man, let's brainstorm then. We have to find some way to make this proposal absolutely unpalatable to one side or the other, and thus make it the One True Way to the other group of loonies.

You could show the kids a highly detailed model of a woman's reproductive system, but you would be sure to tell them that this wonderful system is all god's handiwork, fashioned with loving care from Adam's rib bone. Would teach them to love science and Jesus at the same time. I know I'd love the son of the person responsible for creating the vagina...

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Guynemer
Just make it part of friggen biology, for heaven's sake. That's where it belongs anyway. This is what sex is, these are the risks, this is how risks can be minimized. Christ, this **** isn't rocket science.

Please don't stoop to such simple solutions. Teenage sex has nothing to do with biology, it's a moral and more important, a religious way of way of life !!!

Don't come here and try to induce biology when it concernces humans. What are you ? a damn darwinist ?











Regards from a true Darwinist beliver

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Stefu
Think about che's 17'th birthday. "I give you the most precious gift of all... the gift of masturbation!"

It wasn't my birthday.

[Agathon]

It wasn't my birthday.

But it felt that way, right?

[chequita guevara]

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I know I'd love the son of the person responsible for creating the vagina...

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
You could show the kids a highly detailed model of a woman's reproductive system, but you would be sure to tell them that this wonderful system is all god's handiwork, fashioned with loving care from Adam's rib bone. Would teach them to love science and Jesus at the same time. I know I'd love the son of the person responsible for creating the vagina...

Brilliant!

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Guynemer
I'm one of only very, very few Polytubbies whose job it is to work with children

I'm a TA.

[MrFun]

For the love of sex, use them!

[KrazyHorse]

Why? Good God, I'm only teaching E&M!

[KrazyHorse]

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We've still got a long way to go, folks.

[MrFun]

That post of mine was not directed at any individual poster, KH.



It was just a spam post.