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The Real Election: Apolytoner for President
83Fez - "I'm still pissed MalevolentLight took away my title as most obnoxiously Conservative"3.61%3DinoDoc - "Apolyton Evil Capitalist Conservatives Party"9.64%8Ben Kenobi - "Elect me to King of Jesusland and I'll grant babe threads for all!"3.61%3Ming - "Vote for me or I'll send you to Mingapulco"7.23%6Imran Siddiqui - "Republican, closet-Libertarian, closet-Socialist, keeper of teh Reagan"2.41%2Ted Striker - "The Party of Hitting It :b:"9.64%8Berzerker - "Libertarian Horde"7.23%6Jaguar - "Aardvark Overlord"1.20%1OzzyKP - "Youth Rights & Freedom Party"1.20%1Pekka - "SUPERCITIZEN"8.43%7Asher - "Homosexual Microsoft Canadian Party"1.20%1MrFun - "Non-Radical, Moderate Democrat"0.00%0GePap - "New York Liberal Intellectual Party"1.20%1Sava - "I'm honored to be the Fez of the left"0.00%0St Leo - "Social Democrat Party"1.20%1KrazyHorse - "Social Democrat with a kitty"4.82%4Spiffor - "I'm French, and unlike the rest of these losers, I've actually run for office"18.07%15Agathon - "The professorly Communist alternative"2.41%2Chegitz Guevara - "Communist Party of Apolyton, I'm like RATM in a Can"7.23%6Mr. Banana Man - "The Party of Indecision"0.00%0Alexander's Horse - "PROT"9.64%8Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahTags: None
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You left out Boris, who would get my vote.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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That's actually a pretty good platform.
I should form a coalition with Ted.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Vote Starchild! Most of your deaths will be painless!Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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I am the incumbent. You have voted for me once before. Vote for me again.Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com
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ahh, forgetting already, are we. You don't have to be elected to....blablabla.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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Originally posted by OzzyKP
When were you elected before?
I have always been elected. I was good enough for your parents. Am I not good enough for you? Do you hate your parents, terrorist scum? If not, you have to vote for me.
Honour the memory of your ancestors. Reelect St Leo. I am the right choice.Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com
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Looks like we're already starting to see the beginnings of polarizationVisit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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How long do I have to be registered before I get added to things like this?
-Drachasor"If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that matters to me, even if it's not my child. If there's a senior citizen somewhere who can't pay for her prescription and has to choose between medicine and the rent, that makes my life poorer, even if it's not my grandmother. If there's an Arab American family being rounded up without benefit of an attorney or due process, that threatens my civil liberties. It's that fundamental belief -- I am my brother's keeper, I am my sister's keeper -- that makes this country work." - Barack Obama
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Give it a few years, and find a niche. Or just do like me and make the poll yourself to ensure you are included...Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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Originally posted bySmiley
Looks like we're already starting to see the beginnings of polarization
I respect all of my opponents equally. They are fine men and women.Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com
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