There is only one word for this...

[Ted Striker]

Hey player I can dig it.

The last 2 girls I was with were Spanish.

I don't know why but the blonde haired blue eyed white chicks just don't do it for me.

[Al B. Sure!]

blue eyes tend to have a cold steely (i think thats the word) quality about them. they seem somehow too bright and too artificial, especially compared with the softer hues of brown or black eyes.

the thing with blonde hair is that you want someone with some level of complexion... not a female version of conan o'brien (shudder)... and blonde hair don't mesh well with a slight tan... and if you must have a pale girl, black hair provides an appealing contrast... nah mean?

[Al B. Sure!]

and speaking of women and Wu-Tang...

Intro: Method Man (Johnny Blaze)

Hey mom, can I have some money?
The ice cream man is coming!

Chorus:

Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up
(The ice cream man is coming!)

Verse One: Ghostface Killer (Tony Starks)

Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin
See you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin
I catch shootin strong notes as we got close
She rocked rope, honey throat smellin like Impulse
Your whole shell baby's wicked like Nimrod
Caught me like a fresh-water scrod, or may I not be God
Attitude is very rude Boo, crabby like seafood
It turns me on like Vassey and Lahrule
They call me Starky Love-hun, check the strategy
By any means, Shirley Temple cross was done by Billie Jean's
Black Misses America, your name is Erica, right true
Lazy eyeball, small piece, six shoe
Caramel complexion, breath smellin like cinnamon
Excuse me hon, the Don mean no harm, turn around again
God damn, backyard's bangin like a Benz-y
If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spudz McKenzie
I'm high powered put Adina Howard to sleep
Yo pardon, that ***** been on my mind all week, but uhh
Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team
You can have anything in this world except CREAM
So whatchu wanna do? Whatchu wanna do?
Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Wu

Chorus

Verse Two: Raekwon the Chef (Lou Diamonds)

Shaolin's finest, whattup Boo, peace your highness
Yo I'm loungin, big dick style, y'all niggaz is the flyest
Moves you're making too fly jewels are shaking
not a rape patient, you're looking good fly colored Asian
Ghettoes, them is your hometown, we can go the whole round
After that, I'm shootin downtown
I'm rockin hats and you wig is all intact
Who's that queen bee chick, eyes curly black
Freaks be movin in fly sneaks
Two finger rings and gold teeth, and ain't afraid to hold heat
So when I step in the square dear
You better have CREAM to share, Ricans, ven aqui yeah

Chorus

Verse Three: Cappachino

Black chocolate girl wonder, shade brown like Thunder
Politic til your deficit step, gimme your number
Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs
Catch my eyes like highs I want your bodily surprise
Double dime some time, Ice Cream you got me fallin out
like a cripple, I love you like I love my dick size
ooh baby I miss you, your sweet tender touches
take pulls off the dutches, orgasm in my mindstate
masterbate in your clutches, I want you for self
like wealth, so play me closely
*****es paranoia for the sting, who want the most of me
Only a hard dozen want to be callin me cousin
Thirsty for my catalog, baby shoppin spree you're lovin
Call me if you want to get dug like the pockets
I jizm like a giant break brooms out of their sockets

Outro: Method Man

Wu-Tang in the cut, for real niggaz what?
It's the after party and *****es want to ****

Chorus:

Ice cold *****es melt down when my clutch
and what they titties sucked, ice cream

Yeah, your guts

Chorus: 3/4ths

Ice cold *****es melt down when in the clutch
They want they titties sucked, ice cream

One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done
and your wigs tight, word up
One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi
That's for real
One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top
Yeah
And big up to my french vanillas
Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons
and all that good stuff
That good stuff

I just had to do it...

[chequita guevara]

I've seen plenty of well-endowed Asian women, just no booties.

[Ted Striker]

Filipinas can sometimes pull it off, but they are kinda not 100% Asian though, I think the bootie comes from the Pacific Islander influence

[Al B. Sure!]

or, more likely, spanish colonists...

[Theben]

A lot of U.S. hispanics on the west coast have asian blood...

[Al B. Sure!]

so?

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
or, more likely, spanish colonists...

always got to work the topic back to yourself dont you?

[Theben]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
so?

Just make sure that chola you're eyeing doesn't have 'slanted' eyes...

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Where's Boshko when you need him?