You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?

[Pekka]

But what if the US had beef with Italy? Would they rename pizza as well? What would it be called? Freedom Pizza (NOT THE ITALIAN ONE!)? What would be the toppings.. hey, cheese comes from somewhere too.. what about buffalos and bacon? Then you're supposed to like it, even thought it would taste like ****?

But then again... you might want to consider doing all of the good stuff from other countries with 100% domestic twists, ruin them, and then the fat problem would be over. Sounds like a plan

[chequita guevara]

Mmm, freedom pie.

[Pekka]

yeah.. but what we would name apple pie if we started hating the US? (well you ghatea already dirty euros! no we don't. We still call it apple pie).

Sissie Pie? OLD Pie? New Pie? EU Pie?

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Wrong, women like diamonds because they are sparkly. If it was price, they'd be demanding rubies.

No. Babies like sparkly things, like tinfoil. Women want you to spend money on them. More than that they want their friends to know that you spend money on them.

[Sprayber]

Originally posted by Pekka
yeah.. but what we would name apple pie if we started hating the US? (well you ghatea already dirty euros! no we don't. We still call it apple pie).

Sissie Pie? OLD Pie? New Pie? EU Pie?

Why would you want to rename it. Don't you have apple trees in Europe

[Pekka]

It was a joke. But freedom fries were a fact

[Pyrodrew]

Wrong, women like diamonds because they are sparkly.

If it was just sparkles they would be happy with Zirconium diamonds. Most of the reason they like diamonds is because that rock fits in perfect with their ideal fairy tale engagement, wedding, marriage tradition.

The women interested in price often leave clues like telling you they like/prefer platinum instead of gold or silver. Or sometimes they are more obvious with saying they want the receipt for sentimental purposes.


No place I went/knew ever sold 'Freedom Fries'. No 'Freedom Mustard' or 'W American Ketchup' ever in the stores either. I'll feel a lot safer when my ketchup has pictures of guys holding guns.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Sprayber
They will take them to a jewler to find out or they will want to see the appraisel you get when you buy the diamond. Just trust me on this

I think you're missing the point. They couldn't tell the difference.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Mars is a holding. It makes pet food, it makes weapons, it makes dozens of other things, even though chocolate is their most famous product.

Is their weapon making subsidiary called Mars Attacks?

If their chocolate didn't suck I'd probably buy from them. Weapons are cool.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Ming


That's one of the most popular misconceptions out there. Advertising can NOT sell products. It can inform, and give reasons why you should buy it... but the best advertising can hope to do is to get the advertised product on the consumers "short list"...

My favorite type of ad is where they try to imply that there is some danger in choosing another brand, eg:

...and it won't cause erectile dysfuntcion like some other brands..

[Sikander]

Originally posted by General Ludd
I boycott more than I buy.

Even now purveyors of hemp undergarments are planning to take your horde from you.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Why would you want a diamond bullet?

To shoot Colonel Kurtz in the head?