Totally off topic but I have been amusing myself this week with British Airways attempts to run a business – they have seemingly demoralised staff to the extent that actually have such a ‘churn’ rate now that they cannot staff check ins appropriately – when I saw their chief exec on TV trying to defend himself and the dulset tones were unmistakeable. It was Mr Rod Eddington, Aussie businessman and legend in his own lunch time. Now the name rang a bell – is this the same Rod Eddington who helmed Ansett Australia, that famously failed Aussie airline? One wonders if so what the hell BA were thinking in appointing him? 
As soon as he is fit he will come straight back in – so give him the armband and lets see. It will also have the bonus of letting Umaga concentrate on what he is good at – playing.
Keep em coming – agree entirely on Dallaglio and Simpson-Daniel. There are already two scrummies in the system matching your requirement – Ellis was on the SH tour but Clive didn’t use him. Now Dawson has blown it his chance may be here. The other lad is Martyn Wood who went to Canada. Both are feisty scrummies and both have seen the disciplinary committee in the past.
I’m not exactly proud of it but Ellis got a ten match ban last season after an altercation with Sale winger Steve Hanley early last season. Now Ellis is typical scrummie build and Hanley is Ben Cohen build but when hanely got in his face the young lad mixed it up and then, exercising youthful poor judgement, stuck a ‘Glasgow Kiss’ on Hanley.
I can sympathise – last season when Sale did well early on Hanley and his wing partner Cueto (English despite the name) were a pain in the backside – winding oppo fans up and acting like petulant school kids – just like a Marshall or Healey in fact. Ellis should not have done it – but it was strangely fulfilling to watch.
The big question is – is a Glasgow kissing scrummie aggressive enough for you?
In all seriousness his club coach John Wells thinks not playing down south may have been good for him – he is still young and Wells says whilst he has strengths playing in games so thoroughly on the back foot would have exposed his weaknesses. He wants to see him acclimatised to England at HQ and given time to eliminate the weak areas.
I don’t mean to ruin the mood of introspection about Toulouse but you know I am sure I remember them winning the European Cup as recently as 2003? Truly a coach is only as good as his teams last result?

I wonder how he is tactically?
Good thing too. Next, get rid of The Nose and, amongst others, that skinny winger who couldn't tackle to save himself. And find an aggressive scrum half who can mix things up a bit. I'll get back to you with more advice later.
I’m not exactly proud of it but Ellis got a ten match ban last season after an altercation with Sale winger Steve Hanley early last season. Now Ellis is typical scrummie build and Hanley is Ben Cohen build but when hanely got in his face the young lad mixed it up and then, exercising youthful poor judgement, stuck a ‘Glasgow Kiss’ on Hanley.

I can sympathise – last season when Sale did well early on Hanley and his wing partner Cueto (English despite the name) were a pain in the backside – winding oppo fans up and acting like petulant school kids – just like a Marshall or Healey in fact. Ellis should not have done it – but it was strangely fulfilling to watch.

The big question is – is a Glasgow kissing scrummie aggressive enough for you?

In all seriousness his club coach John Wells thinks not playing down south may have been good for him – he is still young and Wells says whilst he has strengths playing in games so thoroughly on the back foot would have exposed his weaknesses. He wants to see him acclimatised to England at HQ and given time to eliminate the weak areas.
I don’t mean to ruin the mood of introspection about Toulouse but you know I am sure I remember them winning the European Cup as recently as 2003? Truly a coach is only as good as his teams last result?

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