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  • Originally posted by MrFun
    The last time someone offered you a drink Theben, you got too lovey-dovey.
    Eh?

    Thanks, Fitz.
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • Originally posted by Last Conformist
      * Last Conformist serves himself a White Russian.

      * Last Conformist wonders if in these days of PCness, it should be a "Belarussian".
      No, it's now called an Israeli settler.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • Originally posted by Fitz
        *Pulls out pics of naked BW and Tiamat and starts examining them in detail*
        I seem to have lost my pics of BW and FemmeAdonis.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • Originally posted by MrFun
          You really don't know what it's like to piss off a dragon do you?
          Why do you think she calls me her torch toy?

          Chegitz, I think I still have one of FemmeAdonis floating around.

          *Quickly hides the pic of Tiamat in case she returns and starts looking for his Femme pics*
          Fitz. (n.) Old English
          1. Child born out of wedlock.
          2. Bastard.

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          • Originally posted by Theben


            Eh?

            Thanks, Fitz.

            see . . . . .

            you were even so drunk that you don't remember


            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • Don't project your perverted fantasies into this.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • You let this drop to the seventh page?

                Perverted fantasies
                pics of Tia
                The dragon-donkey hybrids from Shrek 2
                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                • Hey LC, is this place safe?
                  Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                  Grapefruit Garden

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                  • AS safe as anywhere else, only this place has the spamshield on it.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • Mountain Dew

                      summer classes ending one week earlier than planned

                      friends having a birthday party for you when you get back home

                      Republicans

                      lemon pie

                      buying PlayStation 2 and a couple of games tonight or in a couple of days

                      Japher's heckling
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • /me stops heckling MrFun
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • YAY
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • Originally posted by Snowflake
                            Hey LC, is this place safe?
                            RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
                            :-p

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                            • Originally posted by Snowflake
                              Hey LC, is this place safe?
                              Considering the amount of times people have been burned to death, hit by sharp objects, or got body parts removed here without taking any apparent harm, I'd say yes.

                              /me sips on a glass of absinthe.
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                              • /me tosses a match on LC
                                Monkey!!!

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