MrFun's raccoons are defes\ated by the AECCP Kitties.
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*sets up a desk*
*puts out a few chairs and brochures*
*sets out a plate of cookies with a clipboard next to it*
*hangs up a sign saying "Acolyte Recruitment: Maybe it's time for a new god"*
*waits for the first person to sign up*
*sips a sea breeze*Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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An alcoholic drink. Can't a powerful creature beyond your comprehension get hammered every now and then?Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Honey, while I understand that "paint by numbers" qualifies as beyond your comprehension I'm going to give you one more chance to sign the clipboard and devote your life to a worship of me.
I mean, look at those devotions in my signature. You think I got those cause I'm warmth and sunlight and kittens with big eyes incarnate? I got them because I've made conversation pieces out of the spines of my enemies.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Originally posted by Starchild
I mean, look at those devotions in my signature. You think I got those cause I'm warmth and sunlight and kittens with big eyes incarnate? I got them because I've made conversation pieces out of the spines of my enemies.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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That's not the real AECCP kitty, Lonestar.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Say something original.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Originally posted by Theben
That's not the real AECCP kitty, Lonestar.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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Originally posted by MrFun
wait . . . . I just insulted myself . . . .
/me settles down with an orange juice, sinces he's on medication that shouldn't be combined with alcohol.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
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