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  • #406
    Originally posted by Fitz
    I miss her too, especially the pics.

    *Steals MrFun's Anti-Heckling Missile Shield Defense system and mails it to chegitz guevara*

    I bet you can bet at least $10B for it on the black market.

    and now you owe me a favor ... *cackles maniacally*
    You better watch your back around here from now -- a can of Spam might hit you in the head when you least expect it.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #407
      Man, now I need to go catch myself a real Wombat.

      *Sprays on some SpamGuard 2000TM and goes walkabout*
      Fitz. (n.) Old English
      1. Child born out of wedlock.
      2. Bastard.

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      • #408
        /me heckles MrFun

        Oh well, time to get some sleep ...

        /me steals the last sleeping pill from the infinite storeroom.
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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        • #409
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          It's a marvelous magical pill that makes everything in the world seem better.
          It use to do that. Now it makes me paranoid and sleepy.
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #410
            Originally posted by Fitz
            TIAMAT!

            *Gives Tiamat a big sloppy kiss on the lips, then ducks behind Theben*

            Just happy to see you, I swear. No need to tell the hubby.


            Well!! Took you long enough! He's asleep and what he doesn't know won't hurt him
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #411
              /me starts looking for that phonebook again.
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #412
                /me deploys Anti-Heckling Missile Shield Defense system.

                Hah! Now what you gonna do, varmint!
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #413
                  *Activates cloaking device and sneaks behind the bar*
                  "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

                  - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

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                  • #414
                    Taunt you.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #415
                      Originally posted by Last Conformist
                      Taunt you.
                      *Woosh* BOOM!

                      Hey, it works.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #416
                        *gulp gulp gulp*
                        "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

                        - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

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                        • #417
                          Who can make a birthday cake for Tia, for the next time she shows up in here?
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #418
                            *gets out an Easy Bake Oven*

                            Will this help?
                            "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

                            - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

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                            • #419
                              F*ck that -- we ain't using Fisher Price here to make our glorious, omnipresent, all-powerful dragon a whimpy cake.


                              Someone who knows baking inside and out, should step up to make our lovely dragon the damn cake ever!
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #420
                                /me launches 29 taunts at che's shield
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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