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  • It is Dinodoc's domain. His favorite role model is spiderman and he comes from Mississipi. All drinks are free!

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    • Originally posted by MrFun
      ** MrFun protects himself with his Anti-Heckling Missile Shield Defense system
      I wouldn't worry, Japher. The A.H.M.S.D. (aka 'Ah Missed') system only works on test heckles, and then about 1% of the time.

      /me grabs bottle of vodka and goat cheese, pours vodka on cheese

      Hey, Tia, light this for me will you?
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • /me lets it slip that he's around forty or something so that he'll hopefully escape tiamat's clunches

        (damn i'm good)

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        • Originally posted by Theben


          I wouldn't worry, Japher. The A.H.M.S.D. (aka 'Ah Missed') system only works on test heckles, and then about 1% of the time.

          * Theben grabs bottle of vodka and goat cheese, pours vodka on cheese

          Hey, Tia, light this for me will you?

          We fixed any inherent flaws . . . . .

          nah, nah, nah.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • Sure no problem **breathes on cheese** How's that not to crispy I hope?

            Oh and since this dragon is about to get another year older within the next twenty four hours someone who is forty is just right for the pickens Don't worry I'll be gentle
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • uh-oh . . . . .
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • OPAAAA!!!!

                So does that make you 426,001 years old tomorrow?
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • So if I ever get sufficiently alcoholized to consider booze lunch, I can actually have one for free? Woot!

                  /me gets himself a Black Russian. Sans Sava.
                  Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                  It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                  The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                  • *pulls up a milk crate and steps on it*

                    *Recites the 5 traits of a good General from Sun Tzu's 'Art of War*
                    "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

                    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

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                    • TIAMAT!

                      *Gives Tiamat a big sloppy kiss on the lips, then ducks behind Theben*

                      Just happy to see you, I swear. No need to tell the hubby.
                      Fitz. (n.) Old English
                      1. Child born out of wedlock.
                      2. Bastard.

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                      • /me checks the phonebook for the number to Tia's hubby.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • ** kicks milk crate from underneath Tian
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • anmen Square
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • /me hoards his precious, precious vicodin.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • First tell me what vicodin is, and then I will decide whether or not to steal it from you.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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