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I hope this is on topic: what does a woman mean when she says something like "you are so sweet, I wish my boyfriend were more like you!"?
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'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
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Unnecessary words in the female language.
'Can' and 'Will' when used with the word 'you'.
I.e. 'Can you' get that.............. Or 'Will you' pick up..... etc.
There is no implied interest in your desire to comply. Compliance is expected.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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That means while she thinks your sweet, you don't have a chance in hell because chances are her boyfriend is the "bad boy" type and even though he's a bit of an ass and your sweet he just has that unexplainable something.
Rah! Spot on.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
Woman's question:
WHAT DO YOU THINK
Male Translation:
Have you been listening to me? You better say something that is on topic and in agreement with what I just said for the last two hours.
By George I think he's got it. And you'd should at least be able to know what the topic is she's been talking about or your screwed.Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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thanks.Originally posted by Tiamat
That means while she thinks your sweet, you don't have a chance in hell because chances are her boyfriend is the "bad boy" type and even though he's a bit of an ass and your sweet he just has that unexplainable something.'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"Comment
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Sorry
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just tend not to mence words.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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As Jeff Foxworthy said (and I'm paraphrasing)
"One night my wife says to me 'I'm hot'. And I closed my book, got outta bed, walked over to the thermostat to turn it down, and I was almost back to the bed when I went 'wooooah...I wasn't hot'""I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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You know, if we were in a Theocracy, or the Middle Ages, or in a tribal culture in Africa or the South Pacific, we wouldn't have to worry about this sort of thing...our wives would be our property.
Here's calling for a return to the good ol' days!
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Originally posted by Azazel
@Thread.
Then why do you continue to look and post?
Just drive right on by and don't stop.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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The three words all men long to hear from a woman.
"I was wrong".Only feebs vote.Comment
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Why don't you have sex with me anymore?
translation: Am I THAT fat already? Shouldnt' I eat 5 gallons of ice cream every day? Or do you have another woman? Was I really that nagging all the time, I though you liked me being like that all the time day and night? Well if you decide to be like that, I just go to sleep with young men because I'm dirty like that cheating on you and I keep nagging to him too until he doesn't want to have sex with me either and there yo go! That's OKAY! FINE!In da butt.
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Good thread.
One for Tia on how the male brain works.Attached FilesIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by Agathon
The three words all men long to hear from a woman.
"I was wrong".
We do say that....... I was wrong to think you would actually get it done
@ Alva! My husband refers to it as selective hearing and it gets worse everyday.
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Things men would like to hear:
1) I’ll swallow it all... I love the taste of ***.
2) Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3) I’m bored. Let’s shave my *****!
4) Shouldn’t you be down the pub with your mates?
5) That fart was great! Do another one!
6) I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
7) You’re so sexy with a hangover.
8) I’d rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.
9) Let’s start subscribing to Penthouse.
10) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?
11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight?
12) I really like football, can you take me to a game.
13) you’d better drive, you’re far safer than I am, and besides
everyone knows women can’t drive
14) Actually we shouldn’t have been given the vote, we’re better off
in the kitchen.
15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea.
16) I don’t care if my bum looks big in this, let’s just go and get
pissed
17) We haven’t gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go
to Stringfellows.
18) Why can’t you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers
with me.
19) I know you’re already late for work, but can I gag on it just
one more time
20) Aim where you like, it’s really good for my skin
8 and 16 are my favourites.Only feebs vote.Comment
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