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  • #76
    Well, I would expect that he would have you find your own damned answer and have to be trully faithful to him, as opposed to thinking he need to prove to you what according to your own babble you should believe without question even if not a single shred of physical evidence were ever EVER found.

    So either you are a hypocrite, a man professing faith but trully unsure and hungry for some external validation

    OR

    You are a very succesful troll.
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
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    • #77
      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      Ogie, that's not true, and I think you know it.
      A "self-respecting" atheist rarely changes their mind.
      That's not true. Why, just last week I decided I like chicken kievs after not liking them for years. So there you have it

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      • #78
        Originally posted by GePap
        Well, I would expect that he would have you find your own damned answer and have to be trully faithful to him, as opposed to thinking he need to prove to you what according to your own babble you should believe without question even if not a single shred of physical evidence were ever EVER found.

        So either you are a hypocrite, a man professing faith but trully unsure and hungry for some external validation

        OR

        You are a very succesful troll.
        It's not like their haven't already been Biblical artifacts that have been found.
        HAVE A DAY.
        <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
        "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
        For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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        • #79
          Ah, but none of them were found in what would be trully miraculous situations, as the likelyhood of finding more than a chunk of wood on top of the mountain would be. We find artifacts from the Pharaoes form thousands of year before biblical time-of course we will then be able to find things from the times of the bible.

          YOU are the one claiming something miraculous is afoot when all of a sudden someone comes and burst your bubble by posting a very convincing piece on why the lieklyhood of anything resembling a boat being found in those conditions is piss poor to impossible at best.

          You claim the "aethists" won;t change their minds-then when someone simple tells you the scientific facts don;y back your hopes, you go of running to claim some miracle will save your ass.

          Well, they say God helps those who help themselves. He does not go around validating people's poor faith with parlor tricks.

          If you don't like reality, change it! me
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          • #80
            At last, all shall know the truth of the epic of Gilgamesh, and return to worship Anu... or something like that.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
              It's not like their haven't already been Biblical artifacts that have been found.
              Like what?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #82
                Dead Sea Scrolls, Jesus' cloth thingy (supposidly), and some tombstone with the name James written on it (I guess they were big then too )
                Monkey!!!

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                • #83
                  @ this thread

                  Give up the ghost, Mr. Nice guy.
                  http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Japher
                    Dead Sea Scrolls, Jesus' cloth thingy (supposidly), and some tombstone with the name James written on it (I guess they were big then too )
                    Dead Sea Scrolls aren't mentioned in the Bible. The Shroud of Turin is a fake and so is the James funeral box.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by GePap
                      Ah, but none of them were found in what would be trully miraculous situations, as the likelyhood of finding more than a chunk of wood on top of the mountain would be. We find artifacts from the Pharaoes form thousands of year before biblical time-of course we will then be able to find things from the times of the bible.

                      YOU are the one claiming something miraculous is afoot when all of a sudden someone comes and burst your bubble by posting a very convincing piece on why the lieklyhood of anything resembling a boat being found in those conditions is piss poor to impossible at best.

                      You claim the "aethists" won;t change their minds-then when someone simple tells you the scientific facts don;y back your hopes, you go of running to claim some miracle will save your ass.

                      Well, they say God helps those who help themselves. He does not go around validating people's poor faith with parlor tricks.

                      There are two possibilities (other than decomposition):

                      1)It could be petrified. Given the fact that it would've been a very solidly built vessel to withstand a year at sea, built from gopherwood and covered in pitch, as well as being preserved by the ice which eventually settled over it, pertrification is a very real possibility. Remember, Wooly Mammoths have been found almost perfectly preserved in similar places such as Siberia. In some cases, even the contents of their stomachs were still preserved.

                      The size and durability of the Ark would be almost unprecidented by early man.

                      2)God could simply desire for it to be found. Perhaps (pure speculation here) as an end-times "sign of the season". Kind of an ironic symbol of the "days of Noah" coming full-circle. If this were the case, no Christian would doubt His ability to preserve/petrify the ark.
                      HAVE A DAY.
                      <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                      "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                      For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
                        1)It could be petrified. Given the fact that it would've been a very solidly built vessel to withstand a year at sea, built from gopherwood and covered in pitch, as well as being preserved by the ice which eventually settled over it, pertrification is a very real possibility. Remember, Wooly Mammoths have been found almost perfectly preserved in similar places such as Siberia. In some cases, even the contents of their stomachs were still preserved.


                        This is why Fundies need to take science classes.

                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #87
                          In order to apply science to this you must first understand how the Ark was built and what it was made of:



                          NIV (New International Version)

                          Genesis 6
                          14 So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. 16 Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within 18 inches of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.
                          HAVE A DAY.
                          <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                          "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                          For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy


                            But Jesus looked at them and said to them, "With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." --Matthew 19:26
                            Since God promised Noah that Noah wouldn't need that boat again and it presumably stunk to high heaven , why would God bother keeping it around? Moreover, why would He conceal it for thousands of years, and make the glacier look and act in every way like a normal glacier, but not actually be one in that specific spot? If God wanted to remind people of the flood, or if there was some significance to the ark itself, then He could have put it a bit lower on the mountain and preserved it for all to see throughout the ages.

                            It's a bit tough to claim God gave special treatment to something that would seem to be God's discarded junk.
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                            • #89
                              So, could someone make a list of all animals that Noah needed to include in the ark and how much food was needed for some time at sea and thereafter for the animals to feed of before the vegetation is restored and compare those figures with the size of the ark and see if the exact figures and the story itself should be taken literary.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by chegitz guevara




                                This is why Fundies need to take science classes.

                                Actually, he's not too far off on preservation (if you discount glacial movement, structural stresss, etc. Wooden ships of great antiquity have been found in good states of preservation when sunk and deposited in fairly ideal conditions.
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