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Indeed. But those guys, well, they believed in the wrong book. Mr. Nice Guy's book is the right one, you see. Uh huh.
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Originally posted by Flip McWho
Ummm just to point out that two of every animal in the world (thats pretty much what it says right? two of every animal) and if we go with the world being only the close surroundings of where Noah lives and not the entire world (considering that to Noah the whole world woulda been his area (kinda like Europe before they meet the Americas and so on) then two of every known animal mightn't be that much really kinda thing. Did anyone follow that?
Ducks? Ducks wouldn't have to go on the Ark. Same as Herons and Pelicans.
A nickel for anyone who knows where I stole that joke.Res ipsa loquiturComment
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Let's pose the alternative question.
If the expedition demonstrates conclusiveley that there is no sign whatsoever of any boat ever having been anywhere near the mountain what will the effect be on folk who like to take the (obviously) allegorical as literal?Comment
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What will be the atheist line if/when the ark is recovered?
What will you be saying to distract from the in unison crapping of the pants?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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Reminds me of all those expeditions to locate the site of the garden of Eden.
Anyone try The English Passengers?
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That's really not a worry.Originally posted by SlowwHand
What will be the atheist line if/when the ark is recovered?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'd give thanks to the gods for sparing Utnapishtim, I s'pose.Originally posted by SlowwHand
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That was one of three questions that got me kicked out of a Baptist Sunday school when I was four.Originally posted by Berzerker
Mr Nice Guy, where did the water go? I mean, if the Flood resulted in the Ark settling 20,000 feet up on a mountain, where did the 6 miles of water needed to cover the highest mountains go?
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If you can make that much water appear you can make it dissappear too. Its just logical isnt it?We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
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Sure, two of every domesticated animal in the area would be logical to take aboard, too, and could easily, through generations of being passed down orally, get distorted into "two of every animal in the world."Originally posted by Flip McWho
Ummm just to point out that two of every animal in the world (thats pretty much what it says right? two of every animal) and if we go with the world being only the close surroundings of where Noah lives and not the entire world (considering that to Noah the whole world woulda been his area (kinda like Europe before they meet the Americas and so on) then two of every known animal mightn't be that much really kinda thing. Did anyone follow that?Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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What about the insects? Two of every kind would make a considerable pile.We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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Eddie Izzard, so give me my nickel!Originally posted by Evil Knevil Ducks? Ducks wouldn't have to go on the Ark. Same as Herons and Pelicans.
A nickel for anyone who knows where I stole that joke.
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That's true. But you can also make all the wicked people disappear without going through all the trouble. Maybe you can even cause them to be good. Imagine that.Originally posted by SpencerH
If you can make that much water appear you can make it dissappear too. Its just logical isnt it?
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Where did the water go? I wish I had the time and/or inclination to research for all you lazy asses, but it went underground.
As a matter of fact, that very question was addressed on ABC news program this morning.
That will give you a lead at least.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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But that would be to mess with the peoples free will, we can't do that could we, that would be wrong. Instead, God gives people free will and kills them with extreme and brutal force when they do not behave as God wants them to behave. Big difference, much more moral.Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Maybe you can even cause them to be good. Imagine that.
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