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If yesterday was Sunday and tommorrow is Tuesday, why is it August?
If yesterday was Sunday and tommorrow is Tuesday, why is it August?
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If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw -
Because next week is July.
Why do people eat cotton candy?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Cause he got hit by an ice cream truck.
Why are bunnies so, so EVIL?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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It's because of its temperature.
Q: Why does Japher never use smilies?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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No, I'm a closeted right-wing religious nut.
Why am I so obnoxious sometimes?A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Obnoxious behavior produces the fairy dust that turns straight men gay, and hot lezbians straight...
Is Pekka a supercitizen?Comment
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The name tells you all, he's Mr. Fun he's bright and cheery and gay that's why he's Mr. Fun!
What are calf fries and do they really fry calfs?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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It's a very odd piece of your inner ear, and no, they don't fry calves.
Q: Am I currently drunk?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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No, you're on mushrooms which make you think you're drunk.
Is it possible to swallow fart bubbles underwater?Comment
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Only iwhen wearing protective eyewear,
Does it pay off to keep a trained tarantule to guard your room?Comment
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Only if you have kid sisters.
What made Vanilla Ice so vanilla?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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He didn't drink enough chocolate milk growing up
Why is there no singer named Butterscotch Ice?Comment
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