What are we doing to stop the Gay agenda?

[Imran Siddiqui]

This thread was more fun when Fez was here .

[Uncle Sparky]

As a hetro, I've gone to a local Calgary gay bar twice in the last month and ordered cheap drinks (the doubles are about 2$ less then most local bars).

That will teach them !!!

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Uncle Sparky
As a hetro, I've gone to a local Calgary gay bar twice in the last month and ordered cheap drinks (the doubles are about 2$ less then most local bars).

That will teach them !!!

You should let the guys buy you drinks for the whole night, then just say thank you and walk away from them. That would teach'em!

Kinda risky tactics though. Just imagine yourself getting a drink too much and waking up in the wrong bed with severe pain in some particular cavities.

[Uncle Sparky]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


You should let the guys buy you drinks for the whole night, then just say thank you and walk away from them. That would teach'em!

Since I don't sport the compulsory "pink triangle" (this is Calgary after all) they know I'm not gay.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Gangerolf

But God put hair on our balls for a reason

Always useful when supplies of dental floss or toothpicks run low.

Alternatively, pluck enough and you can make it into a festive waistcoat for a younger sibling- just the job in colder climes, at Christmas or on birthdays, and cheaper than angora wool.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by molly bloom


Oh, Chemical, I'm overcome by the urge to say lovely Swedish things, like

'I.K.E.A. !

Bofors!

Volvo!

Abba!

Husqvarna Minet! .....Smorgasbord! Axel Oxenstierna! '



Nice friend- rodgrod med flode.

I never figured out your gender and preferance but "Molly" and this post suggests you're a hetero female, right?

And yes, the guy on the picture might be from Finland, but it's a Swedish Bofors rubber replica protruding from his pants. But Rödegröd med piskeflöde is a Danish expression!

[Theben]

Originally posted by molly bloom

Alternatively, pluck enough and you can make it into a festive waistcoat for a younger sibling- just the job in colder climes, at Christmas or on birthdays, and cheaper than angora wool.

Or a backup merkin- cuz you can never have too many merkins.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


A. I never figured out your gender and preferance but "Molly" and this post suggests you're a hetero female, right?

B. And yes, the guy on the picture might be from Finland, but it's a Swedish Bofors rubber replica protruding from his pants. But Rödegröd med piskeflöde is a Danish expression!

A. Sorry, Chemical, I's a big gay male homo.

molly bloom is a character in one of my favourite works of fiction, James Joyce's 'Ulysses'. As a handle, it's served me very well on the internet when people come out with cliches such as 'you would say that- typical female' or 'how would a woman know?'

B. I just like saying rodgrod med flode, and eating it too- what can I say?

It's less cliched than 'tasty Swedish meatballs'. Besides- it's well known all you Scandinavians look the same- like Benetton models with camping goods accessories.

(We used to have a lot of Swedish and Norwegian students in Manchester- we had a very good Norse/Icelandic/Anglo-Saxon Studies section in our English Department, oh- and there was always the Business School)

I could have said Magnus de la Gardie! or Ulrika Eleonora! I suppose.


Theben- are you muckin' around makin' merkin all the time?

Because you'll wig out.

[Gangerolf]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
I'm sure god did, gangerolf. However, my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
Things like that change one's opinion.

Are you dr Evil?

[Gangerolf]

Originally posted by molly bloom


Always useful when supplies of dental floss or toothpicks run low.

Alternatively, pluck enough and you can make it into a festive waistcoat for a younger sibling- just the job in colder climes, at Christmas or on birthdays, and cheaper than angora wool.

Already did that with navel lint.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by molly bloom


A. Sorry, Chemical, I's a big gay male homo.

YUCK!

Not only gay, but big too. That's what GAY is supposed to be. Big and hairy, lika a spider.

[Whaleboy]

Pic google for Yassin!!!

Azazel:

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
This thread was more fun when Fez was here .

yeah, uh-huh

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
Pic google for Yassin!!!

Azazel:

Yuk!
Google has been Fezzed!

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


YUCK!

Not only gay, but big too. That's what GAY is supposed to be. Big and hairy, lika a spider.

You're just jealous, you nearly hairless HeteroScandoBaldy.


I'm not very hirsute, anyway- just enough.

Pah, I hope Finns move in next door to you and invite Russian friends over for dinner every week.