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    What part are we, as a community, doing to help stop the spread of the insidious gay agenda?
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    Stockpiling Country Music records
    2.27%
    1
    Stockpiling Guns
    13.64%
    6
    Stockpiling Bibles
    6.82%
    3
    Summoning destruction from the heavens to smite the wicked sodomites
    6.82%
    3
    Blocking the Disney Channel, CNN, and MTV on our TVs
    2.27%
    1
    Loudly telling every friend and family member our stance against gay marriage
    6.82%
    3
    Stopped doing dudes, instead, started doing chicks
    15.91%
    7
    Burning down local Pottery Barn
    0.00%
    0
    No longer referring to anything as "fabulous", under any circumstances
    13.64%
    6
    Particpating in City-wide bonfire for Chicago DVDs, Classical Music Recordings, and all other forms of gay propoganda
    0.00%
    0
    Drinking Coca-Cola Classic instead of Diet Coke
    18.18%
    8
    Traded cute yellow VW Bug for John Deere Forklift
    2.27%
    1
    No longer slapping male co-worker's asses
    11.36%
    5
    http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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    Re: What are we doing to stop the Gay agenda?

    Originally posted by monkspider
    What part are we, as a community, doing to help stop the spread of the insidious gay agenda?
    I possess country music recordings.

    You'll have to be more specific- Billy Ray Cyrus might work as an anti-gay venom, Tom Clancy novels, Jeffery Archer's memoirs, golfing fashion shows (I can't believe I typed that), et cetera....
    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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    • #3
      Banana
      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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      • #4
        Coke Classic
        "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

        "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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        • #5
          slapping hoes in the ass
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            this should have been nultiple choice!!!!!!!!
            "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

            "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kaak
              this should have been nultiple choice!!!!!!!!
              No.... this thread is against nuptual choice
              ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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              • #8
                Re: What are we doing to stop the Gay agenda?

                Originally posted by monkspider
                What part are we, as a community, doing to help stop the spread of the insidious gay agenda?
                *spits out what I was drinking all over my keyboard.

                I apologize. I had no idea we had a homophobe in the Communist Party of Apolyton.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #9
                  We must stockpile Bibles!!!!!!
                  "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                  Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                  • #10
                    This could so easily have been multiple choice.
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                      This could so easily have been multiple choice.
                      Umm.... It is.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
                        We must stockpile Bibles!!!!!!
                        I have over 500 hidden in the back of my truck for when the gay men come to take all of our guns and bibles away.

                        I'm also prepared to drive a tank in the streets to defeat motorcycle-riding lesbians.
                        http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                        • #13
                          I shall hit the gay men over the head with the Bible.
                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                          Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
                            I shall hit the gay men over the head with the Bible.
                            I also plan to stop their assault on traditional family values with a well-placed bible to the forehead.

                            And their insistent cries to Washington for "special rights"? Well, that's nothing a good bible to the shins won't stop.
                            http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                            • #15
                              monkspider,

                              Are you alright or did something happen between you and a gay person today?
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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