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  • Originally posted by Tiamat
    Rosemary Clooney of White Christmas or Rosemary Clooney of Correnett paper towel adds?
    Now, remembering I'm a complete sh*t, which do you think.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • From left to right:

      Che
      Dissident
      Provost
      Imran
      Slowwhand

      Not Pictured:

      Kobayashi = Drake
      Chazz Palminteri = rah
      Bryan Singer = me (well, only molly's given me anything anyways)
      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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      • Japher, keep creating your movie I was being entertained!!!

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        • Originally posted by Big Crunch


          Reminds me of the joke:

          Bobby Robson: I'm thinking of bringing some new faces here to Newcastle United
          Peter Beardsley: Put me down for one boss.
          Someone once said he resembled a bulldog chewing a wasp.
          Only feebs vote.

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          • Originally posted by SlowwHand


            What does a dancing cow have to do with Ireland, besides nothing?
            Not the cow, the flag numbskull...someone once said I had no right to complain about the Israeli/Palestinian conflict because my country couldn't even work out two part of the same basic religion.

            Proud to be Irish
            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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            • As usual - Laurence Fishburne will play Uncle Sparky.
              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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              • Oh, bull****.
                Well, aren't her kids adopted? Is that because she barren, her husband shoots blanks, or SHE HAS A PENIS!!!

                Japher, keep creating your movie I was being entertained!!!
                When I get home (about an hour). I got too busy at work yesterday, but I saved what I have on my flash disk... Including the cast of characters, just wait until you see what I've done to Pekka... I think I was rather nice Imran, however.
                Monkey!!!

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                • I'm hoping someone will pick me up for an extra.

                  I can be "Man at Counter" or "Man in Crowd"
                  Haven't been here for ages....

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                  • Originally posted by molly bloom


                    Considered, rejected as too handsome.
                    You're a catty little b*tch, aren't you?
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous

                      (well, only molly's given me anything anyways)
                      So that was you in the hammam in Tangiers?

                      Anyway, 's'not true, I always practise safe sex-whatever you have, you didn't contract it from me.

                      Agathon: Bruno Lawrence, Kerry Fox, Temuera Morrison or Sam Neill.

                      Or Kate Winslet in 'Heavenly Creatures'.


                      Shogun Gunner- Mitch Pileggi (before X-Files)

                      Slowwhand- one of Ireland's great legends and poems is about a cattle raid- so cows do have something to do with Ireland.
                      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                      • Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous


                        Not the cow, the flag numbskull...someone once said I had no right to complain about the Israeli/Palestinian conflict because my country couldn't even work out two part of the same basic religion.

                        Proud to be Irish

                        Oohhh. Someone is having a Need Some Midol Day.

                        Other than that, I doubt Imran is taller than me.
                        He might be. He might be Osama Damned bin Laden tall.
                        But I doubt it. I think he's an itty bitty fellow.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • The newly formed teams break from each other, each with their missions in hand.

                          Team “Where’s My Car” takes to scouring the streets, only to be flogged immediately by

                          Dissident, Tingkai (why not) and Imran!!!

                          Dissidant (center) runs the gang known as WLH (We Like Hockey), and are really mad since no one else does. Tingkai (right) has no idea what is going on but likes to hit people. Imran (left) knows what is going but could care less if he gets to hit people:


                          After much whinning and high sticking two of the thugs are hauled in by the local authorities (Dissidant got away), and their pictures taken rather nicely:


                          rah as the police chief (I see the family resemblance):


                          Battered and bruised the 5 adventures (SB, Zylka, Ned, Ted, and Sava) catch sight of their ride, and race off to catch it.

                          The vehicle stops at a traffic light, and the 5 nearly catch it (as they are on foot), but as it speeds off it hits a small furry creature in the street and to their surprise a man appears from the bushes and rushes to the creatures side! The man says his name is Boshko, Guardian of Squirrels. He produces a magic wand and starts saying strange things. Everyone has a good laugh.

                          Boshko tends to injured squirrels with magic wand.


                          Yet, their car is once again missing.

                          Our accountants (Adam Smith, DanS [I know I said DanQ earlier, I goofed], Che, BunnyGrl, and Kid) , however, have had better luck. They ran into paiktis and his advisers (devilmunchkin and Molly Bloom), and since he’s from Jewland he has lots of money and offers to give SB and Zylka a small loan in return for serving in his army, of what they have no idea, but could really care less.

                          Here we see Paiktis (center) being mean to devilmunckin (right) just before Molly Bloom laughs (left)


                          The 5 Accountants decide to hang out with Paiktis, since they have some time to kill until the other team finds the hoo-ride, so the decide to hang out. Little do they know that Paiktis wants them for his army as well and has devised the most evil of all schemes to lure them in; A WOMAN!!!:eeek:

                          THE WOMAN, normally played by LTEC, has been replaced due to some unknown drama (not that we care) by Hong Hu.

                          HongHu telling Kid a joke:


                          Will they survive the evil paiktis’ trap?! Will they be saved?! Can HongHu lure Bunnygrl as well?

                          Will SB and Zylka ever rescue their ride from the raving homosexuals?

                          Probably not, but we will see
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • jeneane garafalo would have to play me....
                            "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                            • I was hard pressed to think up a grl, but I agree...
                              Monkey!!!

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