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  • Well, I don't know many actors, but I'd venture a guess:

    Apolyton: The Day the Fundamentalists Conquered the Forum

    Fundamentalists
    CivNation = Pat Robertson/ Jerry Falwell/ etc.

    Bob?? = George Bush Jr.
    (I need more, please)

    Atheists/Free Thinkers
    Alexander's Horse = Chris Rock (yes, I know he's black... but it's the internet and remember- the legend of the "Black Australian" ) [come on- someone has to have seen Beverly Hills Ninja! ) and his multiple personalities of finbar and hydey.

    Provost Harrison = Rip Torn (??- sorry, couldn't think of anyone better ... maybe Ian McKellen [gandalf]

    Lazarus and the Gimp = Jack Nicholson (He can't be anyone else... ever )


    Moderators
    Ming = Michael Moore
    MichaeltheGreat = ??
    MLeonard = ??
    MarkG = ??
    DanQ = John Candy (yes, I know he's dead)

    Regular Posters
    Imran Siddiqui (incase Civnation decides to be a jerk to muslims.)= Ajay Naidu (from Office Space) or Omar Sharif (he says he wants to play different roles than the old arab counsellor)

    MrFun (for good old flaming with Civnation and his anti-gay bashing ) = Some guy from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

    DarkCloud = Leslie Nielson ("Dear Mr. Nation. You are anything but Civil and you are an insult to your nation. Please, kindly take your hate elsewhere" )

    ottok = Prime Minister of Finland. (as himself)

    --
    anyone else you think should be involved?
    -->Visit CGN!
    -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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    • molly: Nicole Kidman has a penis.

      Seriously though, I find her manly, and russell crowe a ***** (oh, I'm gonna beat you up cause you wouldn't let me read my poetry!)...so you should be happy I stuck you with the former
      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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      • ... riiiight.
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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        • "Boann = Brett Butler" by Boris



          Originally posted by -Jrabbit
          ...and whatever happened to Brett Butler?


          Boris nailed this one.
          I recently saw Brett Butler on "Celebrity Spelling Bee", and she won.
          Seems to be doing well. Clean and sober, unlike Boann.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
            molly: Nicole Kidman has a penis.

            Seriously though, I find her manly, and russell crowe a ***** (oh, I'm gonna beat you up cause you wouldn't let me read my poetry!)...so you should be happy I stuck you with the former
            Erm....


            Well, I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't Guy Pearce, Terence Stamp or Hugo Weaving in 'Priscilla'.


            I look much more like Crowe in 'Romper Stomper' than I do Kidman in anything.

            Even a jockstrap and boxing gloves.

            Further casting couch horrors:

            notyoueither: Michael J Fox or Lorne Greene or William Shatner, fine Canadians all.

            jasev: Fernando Rey

            Oncle Boris: Lothaire Bluteau

            Tiamat: Jennifer Connelly

            Alinestra Covelia: Anna Mae Wong

            Zylka: Harpo Marx or Yahoo Serious

            The Emperor Fabulous: Lupe Velez

            Spiffor: Michael Lonsdale

            Ming: Rod Steiger or Daniel Benzali

            Japher: Mary Tyler Moore

            Pekka: Liv Ullman

            Monk: Peter Stormare

            Winston: Max Von Sydow

            Stefu: Bjork

            Davout: Delphine Seyrig

            Provost Harrison: Les Dawson

            Park Avenue: Jabba The Hutt

            Big Crunch: John Howard (from 'the Club')

            Dissident: Steven Seagal

            Ned: Charles Bronson

            rah: Donald Pleasence

            Urban Ranger: Toshiro Mifune

            Comrade Tassadar: Jane Fonda
            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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            • Ned: Charles Bronson


              Ned's a dead guy?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • Originally posted by molly bloom
                Oncle Boris: Lothaire Bluteau
                Not bad at all, but... you're overestimating me.
                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                • dp
                  Last edited by molly bloom; March 16, 2004, 18:52.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                    Ned: Charles Bronson


                    Ned's a dead guy?
                    Only from the neck up.

                    Imran Siddiqui: Amitabh Bachchan or Meera Syal- whoever you find most congenial.

                    DanS: Charlton Heston

                    Drake Tungsten: Chuck Norris

                    Onlce Boris- I just watched 'Le Confessionnal' on dvd, so take it as a compliment- having seen him in 'Black Robe' and 'Jesus de Montreal', I think he's a damn fine actor- and good looking too.
                    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                    • Les Dawson?!
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                        Casting:

                        Ming = Richard Belzer
                        That's who I thought Ming looked like when we met.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • Japher: Mary Tyler Moore
                          OK
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                            Les Dawson?!

                            Kiss kiss.

                            O.K. then, have it your way, Victoria Wood.

                            Whaleboy: Ben Stiller, Daniel Day Lewis or Daniel Hirsch.



                            Salon des refuses:

                            Park Avenue: Oswald Mosley

                            Obi Gyn: Tomas de Torquemada
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • Park Avenue: Oswald Mosley

                              Obi Gyn: Tomas de Torquemada
                              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                              • Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                                Les Dawson?!
                                At least its not Russel Grant.
                                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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