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  • Originally posted by Big Crunch


    At least its not Russel Grant.
    Considered, rejected as too handsome.
    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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    • Ok...I admit, I was fooled by the name...but people always think either I'm from Ireland or I have a cow fetish, neither of which is completely true...

      Then again...Jamie Lee-Curtis DID have a penis...
      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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      • OOOOOOoooooooooo thanks Molly! I think Jennifer is dead sexy.....can we die her hair red? Or I guess I could die mine brown
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • I still say Shelly Winters for Tia.

          Maybe Bett Midler would be better.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
            Ok...I admit, I was fooled by the name...but people always think either I'm from Ireland or I have a cow fetish, neither of which is completely true...
            What does a dancing cow have to do with Ireland, besides nothing?

            Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
            Then again...Jamie Lee-Curtis DID have a penis...
            Oh, bull****.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              I still say Shelly Winters for Tia.

              Maybe Bett Midler would be better.
              Ok now LOOK!!! I do not weigh 350 lbs. thank you very much so cut the Shelly Winters crap!

              I do a mean Bette Midler impersination! And she sorta has red hair
              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
                Ok...I admit, I was fooled by the name...but people always think either I'm from Ireland or I have a cow fetish, neither of which is completely true...

                Then again...Jamie Lee-Curtis DID have a penis...
                You're just digging a deeper hole....

                The Emperor Fabulous: Rita Moreno.

                Tia- you're a redhead? Then you should be Rita Hayworth- in 'Gilda' or 'Lady From Shanghai'.

                Now there was glamour.

                Put on your mules and evening gloves, let's pour the champagne, and dance on moonbeams, slide on rainbows.
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • Damn straight! Yes, I am a red head. And you are totally correct that was glamour and they were so statuesque. And don't even get me started on the evening gowns.
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • Damn the sod who beat me to the Lefty Scaevola/Denver Pyle thing. I guess that my Lefty would have to be played by Gabby Hayes.

                    I think Omar Sharif would make a fine Imran Siddiqui.

                    And of course, Slowwhand would be played by Kris "Heaven's Gate" Kristofferson.

                    And Peter Sellers as Whaleboy.

                    And Rod Steiger (circa Waterloo) as Tassadar.

                    Who would play Provost Harrison now that Roy Kinnear is dead?
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • Originally posted by Tiamat
                      Ok now LOOK!!!
                      Rosemary Clooney?
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • Imran, imran, imran . . . hmmmmm . . .




                        Fozzy Bear!
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • Originally posted by Agathon

                          Who would play Provost Harrison now that Roy Kinnear is dead?
                          *smacks self in head.


                          Peter Beardsley, of course.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                            Rosemary Clooney?
                            Rosemary Clooney of White Christmas or Rosemary Clooney of Correnett paper towel adds?
                            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                            • Imran, imran, imran . . . hmmmmm . . .




                              Fozzy Bear!


                              Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • Originally posted by Agathon

                                Peter Beardsley, of course.
                                Reminds me of the joke:

                                Bobby Robson: I'm thinking of bringing some new faces here to Newcastle United
                                Peter Beardsley: Put me down for one boss.
                                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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