Apolyton: The Motion Picture

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Provost Harrison should be played by Bob Hoskins, naturally.

I loved Bob Hoskins in Enemy at the Gates

I thought he played a great NIKITA SERGEIEVICH KRUSCHEV





Peace


Grandpa Troll

[Asher]

Yes! That would be perfect. (Walken as Laz)

[Imran Siddiqui]

And I will say that I'd cast John Malkovich as Zylka .

[Grandpa Troll]

...and heeerrree's Bob!! (*as Nikita)

[Provost Harrison]

Bob Hoskins? Sheesh, he's a bit older than me

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Bob Hoskins? Sheesh, he's a bit older than me

This was the next choice my friend..maybe a bit busy though....


GT

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous

molly bloom: Nicole Kidman

Thanks for the mention, but much as I admire Nicole's acting abilities, I have a penis and a boxer's build and she doesn't.

I was once mistaken for a British actor in Eastenders called Ross Kemp, even though at the time I had more hair. At the moment the hair resembles a Willis cueball look, so Nicole's Titianesque tresses and slender build are waaayyy off base.

[Q Classic]

how do you know nicole kidman doesn't have a penis? are you seriously suggesting that tom cruise might be a man?

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
how do you know nicole kidman doesn't have a penis? are you seriously suggesting that tom cruise might be a man?

I have seen her in a swimsuit- in 'Dead Calm'.

If she has a penis it's a very teeny weeny, or she's an expert drag queen, skilled at the roll and tuck.

Mr Cruise's possible predilections or sexuality or gender are not for me to comment upon (knowing how ferocious his legal team are at defending Mr. Cruise's robust heterosexuality, 'Top Gun' and 'TAPS' notwithstanding).

Asher- Danny Bonnaduce.

Fez- Carmen Miranda

Boris G.- Clifton Webb

Chegitz- Groucho Marxist

Obi Gyn: Anita Bryant

Slowwhand- John Wayne

Agathon: Any sheep

paiktis: Irene Papas or Melina Mercouri

Azazel- Topol

MTG- Jennifer Apoly, err Aniston

mindseye- Ian McKellen

Ramo- Roshan Seth

Lazarus and the Gimp- Stephen Fry

MrFun- Rowan Atkinson

Q Cubed- ooh, anyone from the Thai film Iron Ladies, I should think.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Japher

Dan Q and MarkG sitting on the porch with MrFun

Hey, wait a minute . . . . .

[Asher]

Originally posted by molly bloom
Asher- Danny Bonnaduce.

Oh, I HATE him!

[Japher]

Hey, wait a minute . . . . .

Yeah, you got that?

[self biased]

*giggles*

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Japher


Yeah, you got that?

Yes, I get it that you're a jackass.

[Japher]

Thank You!

At least I didn't cast you as Wil Smith in 6 Degrees of Separation...