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  • #31
    I think I'd cast Asher as Matt Damon

    Che? Hmmm, that's an interesting one. I think I'd go for John Rhys-Davies (you know, Gimli).
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #32
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara


      The funny thing is, JohnT's met me.
      And I've met Alec Baldwin too. Trust me, you're not unalike.

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      • #33
        Just go see "Starsky & Hutch"
        "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
        ^ The Poly equivalent of:
        "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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        • #34
          Provost Harrison should be played by Bob Hoskins, naturally.
          If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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          • #35
            Zylka: Jim Morrison
            Chegitz: Daniel Day-Lewis
            Pekka: Humpfrey Bogart
            Ming: Calista Flockhart
            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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            • #36
              Zylka would be Gilbert Godfrey
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Oncle Boris
                Ming: Calista Flockhart



                whaaaaat?
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #38
                  I'd like to be played by The Rock
                  "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                  "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                  • #39
                    Zylka would be Gilbert Godfrey


                    Excellent choice!!
                    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #40
                      i want dean cain to be me. he's a lot more attractive than i am, still half-asian, and can act better than keanu.
                      B♭3

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                      • #41
                        keanu is underrated
                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #42
                          Of course you are all wondering why I didn't say "I'd hit it," with Calista Flockhart

                          Normally I would hit it but in this case she looks exactly like one of my friends from college so I can't hit it. That would be like hitting it with your sister which is only legal on the Jerry Springer Show or West Virginia.
                          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                          • #43
                            well, the other thing is that she's so thin that if anybody hit that, she'd snap in two.
                            B♭3

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                              I think I'd cast Asher as Matt Damon
                              At first I read this as Matt Dillon, and I was going to smack you.

                              Matt Damon, though...that one's good.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #45
                                only apolytoners and teen couples looking for a dark place to grope and make out while drunk or high would pay to see it. I know I would.
                                Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                                Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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