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  • #121
    Originally posted by Giancarlo
    And why oh why is christianity the only "right" religion? It is all beliefs.
    I was just going to answer that one!

    Christianity came out of Judaism since Jesus Himself was a Jew. Judaism is the world's oldest religion, and that means it had to have come from God.

    But since Christ's first coming in 4 B.C., which was prophecied around 700 B.C., Judaism is no longer a valid religion. Evangelical Christianity is the only true religion. All other religions are idols. And since all other religions are idols, that means they were inspired by Satan himself (one who worships Allah is actually worshipping Satan).

    Make sense?
    HAVE A DAY.
    <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
    "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
    For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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    • #122
      No. And I co-wrote the book.

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      • #123
        No. And I co-wrote the book.
        Then who is your mother?
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        • #124
          Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
          Judaism is no longer a valid religion.
          I'm not sure that I would say no longer valid. The Jews are God's chosen people and let's not forget the 144,000. In the end, Jews will turn to God and accept Jesus.
          "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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          • #125
            Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses are also idol religions, since they've tried to change the Word of God, but God never changes; He's still the same as He's always been.

            Don't be fooled by these false denominations.
            HAVE A DAY.
            <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
            "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
            For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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            • #126
              @ thread

              Even better than Fez's objection (that the light took a long time) is that all this is is that we FOUND it now. It was sitting there all along, we just didn't happen to point our telescopes at it until now

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              • #127
                Originally posted by PLATO
                In the end, Jews will turn to God and accept Jesus.
                Yes, and that will make them Christians or Tribulation Saints, or whatever you'd like to call them.

                The Messianic Jews are like this today. They believe that Jesus is the Son of God and is the only way to Heaven, but they still retain their old Jewish traditions as far as worshipping is concerned. Nonetheless, Messianic Jews are still Christians.
                HAVE A DAY.
                <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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                • #128
                  Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy


                  I was just going to answer that one!

                  Christianity came out of Judaism since Jesus Himself was a Jew. Judaism is the world's oldest religion, and that means it had to have come from God.

                  But since Christ's first coming in 4 B.C., which was prophecied around 700 B.C., Judaism is no longer a valid religion. Evangelical Christianity is the only true religion. All other religions are idols. And since all other religions are idols, that means they were inspired by Satan himself (one who worships Allah is actually worshipping Satan).

                  Make sense?
                  No it does not make sense at how you christians try to make yourself better than everybody else when you are just full of hot air.

                  Nor can you prove evagenlical christianity is the only true religion.
                  For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                  • #129
                    But I don't even believe in fallacies as I am a logical atheist, so I won't comment anymore on this joke of a thread.
                    For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                    • #130
                      In fact, Mr. Nice Guy, I believe everything you believe, except God actually took eight days. Prove me wrong!

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                      • #131
                        Originally posted by Giancarlo
                        No it does not make sense at how you christians try to make yourself better than everybody else when you are just full of hot air.
                        Better? No. All human beings that have ever lived, are living and will live deserve to go to hell. We all fall short of the glory of God. But Christ died for our sins so we wouldn't have to go to hell.
                        HAVE A DAY.
                        <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                        "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                        For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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                        • #132
                          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


                          Then who is your mother?
                          Note to Jesus: the WORD is your mother.


                          (as in "the word of God" not "word to yo momma")
                          ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                          • #133
                            Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
                            One of these days you won't be laughing anymore, Boris. One of these days I or someone else is going to be the one telling you, "I told you so." That is if someone who knows the truth is still here to tell you. You better pray to God there is; it might just kill your soul if not.

                            Get or get saved.
                            OooooOOOOOooooH!

                            See, I don't hold any beliefs out of a petty vindictiveness to see those I disagree with "vanquished" and be able to do the smug little "told ya so" moment. The beauty of my beliefs is that there is no "told ya so," no gloating, no exhalting the end of the world. Everyone ends up the same, and that's worm food. Neither you nor I will know it. No last laughs.

                            In the meantime, I continue to get non-last-laughs at this thread.
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #134
                              Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy


                              Better? No. All human beings that have ever lived, are living and will live deserve to go to hell. We all fall short of the glory of God. But Christ died for our sins so we wouldn't have to go to hell.
                              The pink unicorn died for our sins. Disprove me please. You can't. I don't care if a pink unicorn died for us, I don't care if jeebus christ died for us.. it just doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean there is a god.

                              You my friend are a nutcase.

                              I'm gay, and your type treat us as a piece of sh*t.
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                              • #135
                                Wait, wait... did someone actually think the articles in the original post were serious and not funny?
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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