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  • #76
    Originally posted by Lorizael
    The absolute best rebuttal on the internet is actually ignorance. If you just don't respond to what someone has said, you can pretend they never even said it at all.
    Easier to do with the Ignore List feature.
    HAVE A DAY.
    <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
    "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
    For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy


      God is so great he simply cannot be described in words. The words "Our God is an awesome God" comes from a hymnal btw. And it's about the best one-phrase statement we could possibly use to describe Him in the human sense.
      he (and other imaginary beings) don't inspire awe in me.

      You are thus refuted.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy


        Easier to do with the Ignore List feature.
        I am going to thank you for providing me with my comic relief for tonight. You are absolutely hilarious.
        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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        • #79
          to the people that do have religion in this thread.

          Ever heard of constellations?
          Your point?

          I used to be an astronomy major, and I still am an amateur astronomer.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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          • #80
            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


            Your point?

            I used to be an astronomy major, and I still am an amateur astronomer.
            Gazing into the Benaverse?

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            • #81
              The point is that there are constellations representing pagan deities and symbols all over the universe, so the fact that there is a sort of cross like something somewhere in the universe doesn't really prove anything.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #82
                Club thread!
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #83
                  "There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. Men will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near."


                  Yeah, well that's what we wrote back then. Nowadays it's a little different, you know? Had Dad paid attention to what sort of son he actually had (as opposed to the sort of son he actually wanted) he would've realized that I was totally 100% tempermentally unsuited for either power or glory, rather desiring to spend my time lost in the joys of song. About 500-odd years ago, I finally had a bit of a nervous breakdown about all the pressure I was under... "Come, be born again!" I was asked... "This time they won't kill you... no, this time you'll come in power to judge the living *and* the dead!" they plead... "Look, it's your DESTINY!!" dad thundered.

                  So I took a powder. Went on a five day bender that had me so far gone that it took another five days just to detox. Had a few meetings with the shrink, who then had to break the news to Dad: I just wasn't cut out for the Godhood racket. Oh, I was OK if I was being sent out as an observer, even a protector, but to be in charge of the whole shebang? Couldn't, wouldn't do it.

                  So I don't know. I'm supposed to have a second coming to save all the sinners and what-not, but I'm no longer in the biz. So I guess y'all will have to wait. I'm sorry.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by MrBaggins


                    he (and other imaginary beings) don't inspire awe in me.

                    You are thus refuted.
                    You sir are not the only person that matters in this world.

                    Thus I am not refuted.
                    HAVE A DAY.
                    <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                    "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                    For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Lorizael
                      The point is that there are constellations representing pagan deities and symbols all over the universe, so the fact that there is a sort of cross like something somewhere in the universe doesn't really prove anything.
                      Oh now I see what you are trying to say.. I just didn't quite understand at first.

                      Well anyways, I am off to watching Jeopardy so I can answer a bunch of questions wrong and feel stupid.
                      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy


                        You sir are not the only person that matters in this world.

                        Thus I am not refuted.
                        and neither are you.

                        Thus you are.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy


                          God is so great he simply cannot be described in words. The words "Our God is an awesome God" comes from a hymnal btw. And it's about the best one-phrase statement we could possibly use to describe Him in the human sense.
                          In real life, he's a rather ineffectual dolt who lets things run w/o much interference. If things start to go seriously wrong, he just calls Mother in to fix it.

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                          • #88
                            Gazing into the Benaverse?
                            there is a sort of cross like something somewhere in the universe doesn't really prove anything.
                            "Having lost all sensitivity, they gave themselves over to sensuality."
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Jesus H. Christ
                              In real life, he's a rather ineffectual dolt who lets things run w/o much interference. If things start to go seriously wrong, he just calls Mother in to fix it.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by MrBaggins


                                and neither are you.

                                Thus you are.
                                Everyone matters to God. Everyone can be saved. It's your choice.

                                Thus I am not.
                                HAVE A DAY.
                                <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                                "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                                For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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