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  • #91
    Originally posted by Lonestar
    * Lonestar pays Cochran slightly more than Gepap to go away.
    Sadly, your money was fake, so the Cochrane has come back ANGRY

    Also, MrFun is added to the lawsuit for his continuing use of a processed food as a weapon-so unhygenic! And I have Hormel's lawyers on ym side as well!

    /me still waiting for his bribe to make the whole thing go away.
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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    • #92
      *Starchild's shuggoth eats Cochrane in a horrifying eldritch manner*

      ..Oh silly me, I'm a transcendii. D'uh.

      *Snaps fingers and a skinny latté appears. Snaps fingers again to send away the shuggoth and to install a ice sculpture of MtG filled with rasberry vodka.*
      Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
      -Richard Dawkins

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Starchild
        Like hello, where's my skinny latté? Who do I have to sacrifice around here to get a drink?
        You aren't powerful enough to get a drink here.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #94
          *As soon as the mighty shuggoth disappears, the ninjas make their move. Numerous pairs of tabi-clad feet scamper down the MtG sculpture in a rush, their masters eager to remove some heads from bodies. Transcendii excluded, of course.*
          KH FOR OWNER!
          ASHER FOR CEO!!
          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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          • #95
            Things such as I cannot die. Though ninja's are so last season.

            *ninjas become cyborg tiger-men riding hellbeasts.*
            Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
            -Richard Dawkins

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            • #96
              /me starts kicking ninja arse Matrix style
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #97
                *The ninjas fight back with their deadly "You Only Live Twice" stylee, which quickly proves vastly superior to the ***** ass Matrix-style*

                *ninjas become cyborg tiger-men riding hellbeasts.*


                Good idea, but may I humbly suggest that we give the cyborg tiger-men giant, tanuki style testicles?



                Giant balls make everything cooler...
                KH FOR OWNER!
                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                • #98
                  OK, you guys asked for it:

                  /me summons from the great depths the Robotic Richard Simmons!!!

                  Now you guys will get it!
                  If you don't like reality, change it! me
                  "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                  "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                  "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                  • #99
                    Oh god, what terror has my talk about giant testicles unleashed? Heaven help us...
                    KH FOR OWNER!
                    ASHER FOR CEO!!
                    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                    • #100
                      /me cuts a deal with the nijas to fight the robotic abomination that just appeared in our midst
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #101
                        And all it takes is a little bribe to make that THING go away..

                        that and a beer.
                        If you don't like reality, change it! me
                        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                        • #102
                          *The ninjas agree quickly, ignoring the insult of being called "nijas" in order to focus on combating this new threat.*
                          KH FOR OWNER!
                          ASHER FOR CEO!!
                          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                          • #103
                            /me ignores GePap's demands for a bribe while reporting him to his friends in the mafia
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #104
                              Sekai de finrandogo ga ichiban warui kokugo da.
                              Yes, that certainly is the case.* Not for me of course.

                              * Even though it may appear like the generic "uh-huh" response, I think I have a clue what you said, actually. Honest.
                              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                              • #105
                                Even though it may appear like the generic "uh-huh" response, I think I have a clue what you said, actually. Honest.


                                I believe you. It's pretty simple Japanese, as my Nihongo skills are still pretty limited.
                                KH FOR OWNER!
                                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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