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  • *Drake Tungsten looks at GePap's beer, then at his ninja army, then at DD...*

    Where's my sword? A decent Bizen blade would be fine...
    Last edited by Drake Tungsten; March 8, 2004, 11:56.
    KH FOR OWNER!
    ASHER FOR CEO!!
    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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    • Cudles?
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • /me looks around and shrugs

        /me summons a few dozen ice elementals to play with all the ninjas, dinosaurs and various other things.
        Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

        https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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        • Originally posted by GePap

          STOP THAT POOCH!
          /me cues Benny Hill theme on jukebox as ninjas, zombie kittens, and various polytubbies chase after poodle
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • ** MrFun grabs remote from the killer poodle and tosses it over to Theben **
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • This isn't a remote. It's my missing sock!!

              Where's the remote?

              *arf!

              /me cues up Benny Hill theme a second time, now including dinosaur, transcendent god, and 5-headed dragon
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • Don't forget the scantily clad lasses, and a bald old man with a cane.
                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                • yes, there are cameo appearances. Possibly even Janet's right breast will appear at the end of this theme.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • You know what's more fun than one dinosaur? Two pissed off conjoined twin dinosaurs!

                    *snaps fingers*
                    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                    -Richard Dawkins

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                    • Originally posted by Starchild
                      You know what's more fun than one dinosaur? Two pissed off conjoined twin dinosaurs!

                      *snaps fingers*

                      You had sexual intercourse with twin dinosaurs?

                      You know, there's a three headed frog lurking in another thread, if you're feeling amphibiously inclined.

                      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                      • I like it rough and honey, no man's rougher than a male T-Rex.
                        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                        -Richard Dawkins

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                        • Originally posted by Starchild
                          I like it rough and honey, no man's rougher than a male T-Rex.
                          Yeah, but afterwards you're allosaurus.

                          Triceratops, he's a tad gentler.

                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • Shogun dons a blue UN helmet and returns to a largely destroyed coffee shop....
                            Haven't been here for ages....

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                            • Where he is promptly eaten by the savage natives
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                              • Ouch! Help me DinoDoc!!!!
                                Haven't been here for ages....

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