Apolyton Coffee Shop: The land of Beer, Spam and Swords

[GePap]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
* DinoDoc ignores GePap's demands for a bribe while reporting him to his friends in the mafia

[nelsonlaugh]HAHA[/nelsonlaugh]

/me has his friends in the Russian mob wipe the floor with the old fashioned Italian mafiosi

Don't let pride come before the fall DD! Be sensible, before the Robotic Simmons destroys all! $20 bucks and a beer! All you have to do man.

[MrFun]

** MrFun asks United Nations to send in an international peace keeping force to the coffee shop **

[Drake Tungsten]

The UN knows better than to **** with both ninjas and a robot Richard Simmons...

[Kassiopeia]

I believe you. It's pretty simple Japanese, as my Nihongo skills are still pretty limited.

And I've watched a few too many episodes of Japanese animation... "sekai" is 'world', "finrandogo" is 'Finnish language', "ichiban" is first or number one, "warui" is something weird, "kokugo" is 'language', "ga" is somewhere in the neighbourhood of 'is', and "da" and "de" are some sort of particles. What they make out would be pure guesswork though, since the "de" is probably the whole point in the sentence, but from general context: "The Finnish language is the strangest language in the world."

What I said was "Give me water and quickly", or more accurately "Water here now".

[DinoDoc]

/me says, "Screw you all" and lets loose his pet T-Rex named Cuddles.

Kill them all!

[Drake Tungsten]

Warui means "morally wrong" or "evil", not "strange". In this case, I was going for "evil", so the sentence means "Finnish is the most evil language in the world". I hope that's what it meant, at any rate...

[Drake Tungsten]

* DinoDoc says, "Screw you all" and lets loose his pet T-Rex named Cuddles.

Kill them all!

*Having grown up reading Dragonball manga, the mighty ninjas are not phased by the appearance of this prehistoric monster. Taking their cue from Gohan's fight against a T-Rex like dinosaur in Dragonball volume 18, the ninjas cut off the dinosaur's tail and make a delicious steak dinner out of it. Yatta!

[Kassiopeia]

You are the one actually living there, so I'll take your word for it. Context-wise "evil" would and does make more sense. Insert here the evil smiley; I edited it out because it made the post look like arse.

[MrFun]

** MrFun's army of raccoons call for their backup (killer poodles) **

[Theben]

*ZCK attack the Robotic Richard Simmons*

[GePap]

THIS IS MADNESS, MADNESS!!!


Well, if I am not getting my bribe, at least give me a beer!

[Theben]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia

What I said was "Give me water and quickly", or more accurately "Water here now".

Really? I assumed that what you said was, "You will all die painfully." Actually I assume that everything said in Finnish means that in one sense or another.

[DinoDoc]

/me gives GePap his beer

[Drake Tungsten]

*ZCK attack the Robotic Richard Simmons*

The Zack Attack joins the fray, as well, as the Bayside gang had long ago sworn to do whatever they could to avert the threat that robotic Richard Simmons posed to the world. With Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jessie, Screech and Lisa on their side, can the defenders of the Coffee Shop possibly lose? I think not...

[GePap]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
* DinoDoc gives GePap his beer

VICTORY!

/me takes out remote to turn off Robotic Simmons, just as he is about to turn the abomination of, a killer poodle snatches the remote from his hand..

STOP THAT POOCH!