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  • Originally posted by molly bloom


    Yeah, but afterwards you're allosaurus.

    Triceratops, he's a tad gentler.

    That was AWFUL!
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • Puns generally are.

      /me tells Shogun to say Ba weep granna weep ninny bang. It's a universal greeting
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      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • Originally posted by MrFun
        You guys sure are twisted.
        And evil. We are twisted and evil.
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • Originally posted by chegitz guevara


          That was AWFUL!
          You're justasaurus you didn't think of it.

          Trilobite harder next time.

          Or I'll bite your ankylosaurus till it bleeds.
          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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          • *robotic richard simmons turns its full fury on Molly and his puns
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
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            • Originally posted by GePap
              *robotic richard simmons turns its full fury on Molly and his puns
              But with the aid of his cunning stunts and stunning puns, molly dextrously avoids the robotic rage of the deadly d!ck, purple helmet and all.

              A mammoth task, but I had to be Cretaceous, to avoid Permian damage.
              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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              • AHHH!


                That should be a banning offense right there..

                certainly banned from the Coffee Shop!
                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                • /me flees the shop, vowing not to return.... for at least an hour...
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                  • Originally posted by GePap

                    That should be a banning offense right there..

                    certainly banned from the Coffee Shop!

                    No offence.


                    I'm as destructive as a Papal Bull in a Protestant china shop when I drink Apolyton's intoxicating verbal tea.
                    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                    • Lonestar is not amused.
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • The ninjas say that they're really glad they no speaka Engrish right now.
                        KH FOR OWNER!
                        ASHER FOR CEO!!
                        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                        • Build a wall of puns, I will Pteradon them all!
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                          • * Flip McWho wanders into the coffee shop dressed in Gumboots, black shorts and a white singlet with a sheep in tow*

                            "Bartender, a speights please."

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                            • Originally posted by Flip McWho
                              * Flip McWho wanders into the coffee shop dressed in Gumboots, black shorts and a white singlet with a sheep in tow*

                              "Bartender, a speights please."
                              A night of Kiwi romance ahead.
                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                              • Poor sheep.
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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