Design your own hell

[mrmitchell]

Oh. Well, as molly bloom's meaning of "make your hell":

There's another small room. Someone's got the damn heater five degrees too hot. So Fez, my room mate, acts like he's too warm so he strips down to his boxers. I go blind, but my eyesight is restored so I suffer through the horror again and again. Eventually I cower in a corner, but then he starts talking about how Ronald Reagan and George Bush are national heros, and how all the liberals are wrong due to moot point X. Helicopter blades are heard chopping in the distance.

Just kidding

[Proteus_MST]

Originally posted by molly bloom
A suffocatingly small room, decorated with gaudy flock wallpaper, pictures of dogs playing cards, teary eyed moppet haired children, and Liberace and gangsta rap on infinite tape loops playing 24 hours a day at a just uncomfortable volume.

The chair has one leg shorter than the others, the seat is broken, an dthe material covering it is pilled and vaguely like crimplene.

All my clothing is stretch nylon, and it is very hot.

My eyelids are taped open, and the television (Imax style screen) is showing schmaltzy television versions of biblical stories, advertisements for Conservative political parties and t.v. evangelists and Anthony Robbins infodocs.

My arms are in handcuffs, my mouth held in a clamp, and Ben Kenobi feeds me Velveeta and jello on stale sliced white bread from a hypermarket (definitely not a small baker's) whilst talking incessantly about why gays aren't allowed to marry and why a zygote should be given voting rights.

The part with sitting in Handcuffs on a chair, clothed only in Nylons sounds to me like a perfect normal evening for People who are in BDSM

But of course the part with the TV-Preachers and Ben Kenobi would be too cruel even for People with years of experience in BDSM

[Elok]

People who feel strongly about gay marriage
Circle I Each Other

People who feel strongly about evolution
Circle II Each Other

Gangsta Rappers
Circle III Forced to speak in Middle English sonnets

Gloria Steinem
Circle IV Replicating clones of Jesse Helms

Hackers, virusmakers
Circle V Asher's Microsoft Appreciation Class

Styx

People who feel small children strongly
Circle VI Proctologists in spiked armor

River Phoenix

Devout Atheists
Circle VII Angels giving nipple-twisters

The Pretentiously Artsy-Fartsy
Circle IIX 80s High School Movie Marathon

Snuggles Bear
Circle IX Harpooned through his lil' springfresh chitlins

Design your own hell

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Elok

People who feel strongly about gay marriage
Circle I Each Other

People who feel strongly about evolution
Circle II Each Other

Gangsta Rappers
Circle III Forced to speak in Middle English sonnets

Gloria Steinem
Circle IV Replicating clones of Jesse Helms

Hackers, virusmakers
Circle V Asher's Microsoft Appreciation Class

Styx

People who feel small children strongly
Circle VI Proctologists in spiked armor

River Phoenix

Devout Atheists
Circle VII Angels giving nipple-twisters

The Pretentiously Artsy-Fartsy
Circle IIX 80s High School Movie Marathon

Snuggles Bear
Circle IX Harpooned through his lil' springfresh chitlins

Design your own hell

I've yet to meet a 'devout' atheist. 'Devout' as in 'earnestly religious, reverent, in religious mood, prayerful': Oxford English Dictionary.

That's the kind of airy fairy hocus pocus associated with religionists and cultists, isn't it?

More fresh hell locked up with those people. Jesse DuPlantis Ministries, Benny Hinn, Falwell and Robertson, Bakker and Swaggart, Oral Roberts and Donald Wildmon- devout and vile, vile, vile.

[Kuciwalker]

Albert Einstein's hell: he finds his seat in heaven is across from God at the craps table

[Lonestar]

Why do are you guys wish to condemm poor devilmunchkin to Hell?

Ironically, she wrote a screenplay for The Inferno in college.

[Lonestar]

DMV Employees
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Greens, Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Uday Hussein
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Saddam Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Qusay Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

Communists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Scientologists, NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

[Elok]

"Devout Atheist" is the best phrase I could think of to describe those who go on the warpath for atheism despite the fact that their belief system is not a belief system at all, but a total lack thereof. It's an oxymoron in the traditional sense-the contradiction is used for emphasis. I won't name names, but there are plenty of Devout Atheists on this board...

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Elok
"Devout Atheist" is the best phrase I could think of to describe those who go on the warpath for atheism despite the fact that their belief system is not a belief system at all, but a total lack thereof. It's an oxymoron in the traditional sense-the contradiction is used for emphasis. I won't name names, but there are plenty of Devout Atheists on this board...

I don't mind you propagandizing for your own beliefs but the notion that atheists 'devout' or otherwise lack a system of beliefs is a crock of steaming equine faeces.

Just because we choose not to go the route of Big Invisible Friend baby pacifier doesn't mean we're lacking in beliefs or a belief system.

I suggest you educate yourself with a quick trip through Hellenistic thought, Renaissance humanism and as many non-religious tracts dealing with morals and ethics as you deem necessary to enlighten you as to what varieties of belief are entertained by those not mumbling in front of rocks, statues or pretty pictures, or the meanderings of itinerant goatherders.

[Elok]

Case in point...

[Ted Striker]

The Pope, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Gray Davis, Goths
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Saddam Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

NAMBLA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Uday Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Qusay Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

[JohnT]

Ted! There's a thread out there with your name on it! (Page 2).

[JohnT]

Er, it's actually on Page 1. My bad.

[Ben Kenobi]

My arms are in handcuffs, my mouth held in a clamp

and Ben Kenobi feeds me Velveeta and jello on stale sliced white bread from a hypermarket

/me shudders

That's quite enough, molly. Quite enough.

[Thrawn05]

Republicans, Uday Hussein
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members, Osama bin Laden
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

DMV Employees, NAMBLA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Qusay Hussein, The New York Yankees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Libertarians, Goths
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Militant Vegans, Democrats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein, Greens
Circle VII Burning Sands

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Didn't come out exactly as I wanted. I only used those on the list.