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MTG has two cows.
He writes a 500 page book on their breeding history.
Everyone falls asleep.
He writes a 500 page book on their breeding history.
Everyone falls asleep.
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MarkG and DanQ have two cows.
MarkG goes off to the army, leaving DanQ to take care of the cows.
MarkG gets all the glory for how well the cows have done.Comment
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Ming has two cows. He bans them.Comment
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McDonald's has two cows.
McDonald's makes two Big Macs.
McDonald's still has two cows.Comment
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Rah has two cows.
He secretly nominates one of them to be the mafia, and they hold votes for who the mafia is.
Rah ends up with 2 votes against him and is executed.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Originally posted by Big Crunch
LIBERTARIANISM: Go away. What I do with my cows is none of your business
LIBERTARIANISM:
You have two cows.
You form a vigilante group with your neighbours to watch the cows.
The vigilante group rapes everyone in the neighbourhood and then demands money for rape protection.
After an unfortunate death at the hands , a lynch mob comes after you.
You machine-gun the lynch mob, eat their hearts in a morbid cannibal orgy, and get drunk.
Your cows die because you forgot to feed them. You steal some from the neighbouring state and rape them.
A big asteroid hits earth, but you don't care because the acid rain has already reduced your life expectancy to forty.Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.comComment
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A good laugh.Comment
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See the mafia thread in the Other Games forum.Originally posted by Verto
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Rah has two cows.
He secretly nominates one of them to be the mafia, and they hold votes for who the mafia is.
Rah ends up with 2 votes against him and is executed.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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All funny.
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wow -- thanksOriginally posted by Flip McWho
All funny.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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HALLIBURTON COWS:
You have two cows.
They get hit with cruise missiles.
Halliburton offers to sell you new cows.
After a $13 billion dollar contract is signed, you get a pound of ground beef.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Sava has two cows.
He keeps them in his closet,
as to avoid drawing attention from the black helicopters
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