Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Shrubya Conspiracy Theory Generator!

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    The Shrubya Conspiracy Theory Generator!

    clicky


    "George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Ann Coulter, Republicans, big corporations, and the Jews could steal from women."

    "George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could kill liberals."
    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: The Shrubya Conspiracy Theory Generator!

    Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior
    clicky


    "George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Ann Coulter, Republicans, big corporations, and the Jews could steal from women."
    That's mostly true, actually.
    http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

    Comment

    • #3
      George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that The Jews, oil companies, and the Christian Coalition could conquer The French.
      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

      Comment

      • #4
        Some of these conspiracies don't make too much sense, but I stand by the Cubs one.
        http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

        Comment

        • #5
          Wow, this is scarily accurate.

          George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Republicans and big corporations could oppress liberals.
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

          Comment

          • #6
            George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that oil companies, Rush Limbaugh, and white men could conquer Al Franken.

            Comment

            • #7
              George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Republicans, Ann Coulter, and the Christian Coalition could oppress Michael Moore.
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

              Comment

              • #8
                George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that big corporations, white men, and gun owners could oppress minorities.
                :raises eyebrow:

                Comment

                Previous template Next
                Working...
                X