"When I'm a parent, I'm not going to punish my child! I will gently..."

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Funny our neighbors have their spoon painted with a frown on it. They have a second spoon with frown and wig.

Mr. & Mrs. Spoon.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by TCO



I need a wife who knows how to use a wooden sppon or a shoe.

You can get jailed for that here - implements of torture are a no-no.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by TCO
Use the leather belt on the bare bottom. That gets some humiliation mixed in with the pain.

Don't be so tight-a**ed authoritarian, man! Give them the priviledge of a choice, say between the leather belt and a nice wooden rod. It teaches them to be decisive. Look at me, it didn't do me any harm!

Also, to toughen them up, be sure to require that they not cry during the beating. Inform them that crying means that they don't understand and accept the punishment and that the beating will continue as long as they cry. If they continue to respond to the strokes of the lash on their behinds with so much as a tear or a sob, give them 10 seconds to stop. If they don't stop, continue the beating. If this cycle goes on for more than 30 minutes inform them that you'll be forced to escalate and give them another 10 seconds. If they don't stop crying then try shaking and shouting into their face. Toss away the belt or rod and get down to it - mano y infanto, bare knuckles baby. You know you want to. If it feels good just do it.

[Potassium]

Originally posted by TCO
Or it ****ing makes them learn to take their whipping like a man.

Is that so? Well then, I guess all those times my mom beat me were pretty ineffective. Guess she'll just have to do it again to get the point across!

[TCO]

Originally posted by Potassium
Is that so? Well then, I guess all those times my mom beat me were pretty ineffective. Guess she'll just have to do it again to get the point across!

I think so. You still have some pvssy that needs to be beaten out.

[Potassium]

Originally posted by TCO
I think so. You still have some pvssy that needs to be beaten out.

I'll make sure to tell her that the next time I'm in Dallas. Or maybe I'll have Ixnay take over for my mom, since she's not healthy enough to beat me like she used to.

[TCO]

wah ****ing wah. Mommy beat you. Big ****ing deal. Who cares. it's just a frigging whipping.

[Potassium]

Originally posted by TCO
wah ****ing wah. Mommy beat you. Big ****ing deal. Who cares. it's just a frigging whipping.

No, it's not just a frigging whipping. It's the fact that the simplest mistakes would get me hit, even up till I turned 18. There's a difference between a spanking and a full on ****ing beating.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Potassium
No, it's not just a frigging whipping. It's the fact that the simplest mistakes would get me hit, even up till I turned 18. There's a difference between a spanking and a full on ****ing beating.

Yeah. I don't advocate beating like you would in a boxing match. the leather belt is no biggie though. IMHO.

[Mazarin]

Originally posted by TCO
Beat them. Don't be a wimpy Euro type. Beat em. It makes em mean and ready to invade other countries and cheer for the death penalty.

God bless America!

[Potassium]

Originally posted by Mazarin

God bless America!

sup hoax site

[Alexander's Horse]

We just had a big emotional debate down here about whether hitting kids is child abuse. The outcome was parents are still allowed to smack their kids with their hand but only on the backside or legs and only so as not to leave a bruise. The child abuse advocates got the use of implements like wooden spoons and belts outlawed.

That's a pretty clear guide which most parents are happy with.

My grandmother used whip her kids with a branch from a cherry tree. That was pretty brutal.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Mazarin

God bless America!

Don't get your butt all clenched Euro pvssie. I can tell we spent too much time protecting you from the Ruskies. they have more sac then you do. Decadent latte-drinking pseudosophisticates. A spanking or some belt-whipping is not some hairy big deal.

[Alexander's Horse]

I suspect alcohol is involved in these posts here somewhere....

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by TCO
Beat them. Don't be a wimpy Euro type. Beat em. It makes em mean and ready to invade other countries and cheer for the death penalty.

I was almost gonna cheer for you but your later posts did scare me a little TCO.