Attention all you players

[Flip McWho]

Riight, I would like some advice from some of you people out there.

Quite frankly I'm sick of not being able to get dates or anything resembling that at all. I want some advice on how to pick up females. Like is confidence everything? What other things are there? I'm going back to uni in about a month and I don't really want to go for another whole year without having any fun.

So yes. Advice on the whole dating/picking up females thing? I know there are some 'players' out there that could give some good advice.

[MRT144]

volunteer work, school

[self biased]

learn to tell a story. captivate a woman with your words, and the rest will follow.

[MRT144]

er im being vague...

[Flip McWho]

Just a little.

[Drake Tungsten]

captivate a woman with your words, and the rest will follow.

Easier said than done.

My advice would be to get the lingo down first. It's "playa", dawg...

[Flip McWho]

Sorry. Will learn that. 'Playa', chick instead of women or female?

[Asher]

Your first problem is asking on Apolyton for advice on "players", when the only thing people here are good at is playing Civ and with themselves.

[MRT144]

asher, i heard you play a mean skin flute

[self biased]

(spit take) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Asher]

Originally posted by MRT144
asher, i heard you play a mean skin flute

Everything I know, I learned from Boy Scouts.

[Drake Tungsten]

'Playa', chick instead of women or female?

"*****es" or "hos" are better terms, but you should probably start out slow. "Chicks" will work for now.

[Flip McWho]

Righteo now that I have some of the terminology down, how bout the rest. Like the walk part instead of the talk part. You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk, that kinda thing. Please?

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot. You should ask GP or Ted Striker for advice; you better hurry up, though, as they're turning into metrosexuals and will soon lose all the knowledge of the game that they've built up through years of stone cold pimpin'...

RIP, homies.

[Flip McWho]

Well there bound to see this thread aren't they. If they are moving on then its time they passed on there information to the upcoming generation.