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  • #31
    Just drink yourself happy like regular people AH.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • #32
      It's all worth it to have a cute wife though. They can't help it - they're women.
      ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
      ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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      • #33
        Yes well, there are many many benefits for putting up with this crap.

        This was summarised well in the Everybody Loves Raymond when the grandparents were fighting and the grandfather admitted he needed to make it up with his wife because he couldn't sleep without the dragon lady beside him
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #34
          You guys get Yank sitcoms in Oz? I thought you guys only had a set amount of electricity or something...
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #35
            I don't know, I don't expect to be with a supermodel, but I would expect to be with someone that I find attractive

            I woudln't want to be with some woman that didn't find me attractive

            Girl I was with was both super nice and also gorgeous. Maybe she is high maintenance and I just haven't found out yet.

            Some dude at work said, "my wife is ugly now, she's going to look like a monster when she's pregnant."

            terrible
            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Lonestar
              You guys get Yank sitcoms in Oz? I thought you guys only had a set amount of electricity or something...
              Ya, the sailing ships bring them over every 6 months
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #37
                I have a perfect detector for the high-maintenance types.

                I grew up on a farm, and my mom keeps horses. Now, I'm used to the sight of manure and all, so I just take my boots with me if I ever want to go for a ride or if I have to feed the horses.

                Did that once with a date, took her to see the horses, because I had to get everything done before we could take off for the night. She could not even stand to watch me tromp through the manure.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                • #38
                  Why not go after a sexy, low-maintenance girl?
                  Thats my plan, anyway.
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #39
                    That's what I've been trying to do. Denise is great with this sort of stuff.
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                    • #40
                      Horse's marriage: outwit, outplay, outlast.
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                        You know those beautiful chicks you chase Ted? High maintenance is high maintenance.
                        Calling women "chicks" again Horsie? That's why you are having problems.
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #42
                          a. not to their face

                          b. just showing my age
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #43
                            Calling women "chicks"? The horror! I will now gouge out my eyes in hopes that it will erase my memory of this unforgivable sin.
                            ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                            ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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                            • #44
                              Is that unfashionable? Should I call them Hoes or something?
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                              • #45
                                Why not go after a sexy, low-maintenance girl?
                                Thats my plan, anyway.




                                Good luck on that. I bet she'll cook and clean for you too...
                                KH FOR OWNER!
                                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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