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[KrazyHorse]

9 down

Cracking last one now.

God save the King!

[notyoueither]

Wrong gender, but anyways

[Ben Kenobi]

This thread's title should have been "Drinking live on Apolyton".

Unfortunately not all of us get to join in on the fun.

[KrazyHorse]

Sorry.

Have you seen the 2003 coins? They changed Lizzies' look,

Made her lok really really old,.

[notyoueither]

I have not noticed. I heard something about a more contemporary image though.

[Ben Kenobi]

Well she is getting up there...

[notyoueither]

I think it is OK. Are only young people allowed to be queens? Well, forget what Boris or Asher would say, I mean a real queen.

[KrazyHorse]

When I got back and saw my change for the first time (the coins must have come out ater Aug 1) I got a hell of a shcok.

[KrazyHorse]

Shee looks like a mean old *****.

I wouldn't **** with her...

[notyoueither]

And well no one should want to ****with her, nor *fap* over either.

[Kull]

Originally posted by Flip McWho
Kull,

So how exactly do you go about keeping the women in your life off balance? Women can be hard to manage.

As humans, we naturally gravitate to "getting in a rut" - otherwise known as embracing the predictable. On the most simplistic level, you drive the same route to work, park in the same area of the parking lot, listen to the same radio stations on the way, etc etc. To do something different takes real effort - and the same is true of relationships.

The good thing is you don't have to be completely off the wall. As an example, I usually don't call my girlfriend - she has to be the one to call me. But every now and then - even for a few days in a row - I'll call in the middle of the work day just to say hello. It completely floors her because it's so atypical. But if I did this EVERY day - well, it would be predictable, expected, and ultimately bothersome.

I don't want to beat this to death, but you have to play hard to get - and as men this is VERY tough to do. Some examples:

1) Every now and then, even if you CAN go out on Friday, tell her you can't make it.
2) If you suggest a date and SHE can't fit it into her schedule, do NOT suggest an alternative. Leave the ball in her court and if she wants you she'll come back.
3) Do NOT tell her your life story, because again, there goes the mystery (and don't worry, she'll be happy to tell you hers.)

This may sound like game playing, but in the end you'll both be happier - trust me.

[Asher]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Shee looks like a mean old *****.

I wouldn't **** with her...

She keeps moet et chandon
In her pretty cabinet
’let them eat cake’ she says
Just like marie antoinette
A built-in remedy
For kruschev and kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can’t decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

Chorus
She’s a killer queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from china
Went down to geisha minah
Then again incidentally
If you’re that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from paris
For cars she couldn’t care less
Fastidious and precise

Chorus

Drop of a hat she’s as willing as
Playful as a ***** cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She’s all out to get you

Chorus

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try...

[notyoueither]

Wrong Queen, Asher.

[KrazyHorse]

Agreecd with kull.

Respect her but maintain your own dignity and independence.

Grils respect decisiveness and independence,

[The Vagabond]

Even if she looks old, she still doesn't look like a king (to a sober person, that is).