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  • #46
    when I played high school in hockey I had a bad experience... it was a playoff game and we were winning 5-1, it was in the last few minutes of the third period, I was out on D... a guy came along the boards to my right... I was skating backwards defending... I ducked and slid back and to the right in order to hip check him... we slammed into the zamboni doors... it wasn't latched properly, and we both flew on the concrete... when I fell, it was square on my ass, and what little crap was in there, came out of my ass. mostly wet stuff...

    but I came out of that okay, during the impact, I broke three of the other kids' ribs.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #47
      Now we were talking about pee and you just had to go and wreck things

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      • #48
        i only pee like once every 2 days
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        • #49
          Re: .. And I didn't make it to the bathroom

          Originally posted by Pekka
          Post your stories!

          When I was 18 or 19, I had to pee really bad, I mean REALLY bad, and I was at home, and I ran to the bathroom and the phone rang, and somehow I got uncoordinated by that whole situation and hit my toe to chair. It hurt real bad and I dropped like a fly and forgot to hold. So there I was on the ground in extreme pain, wet pants and phone ringing.

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