.. And I didn't make it to the bathroom

[Pekka]

Post your stories!

When I was 18 or 19, I had to pee really bad, I mean REALLY bad, and I was at home, and I ran to the bathroom and the phone rang, and somehow I got uncoordinated by that whole situation and hit my toe to chair. It hurt real bad and I dropped like a fly and forgot to hold. So there I was on the ground in extreme pain, wet pants and phone ringing.

What are your stories?

[Kuciwalker]

[Zero]

I had to pee once real bad and I couldnt find a bathroom anywhere. (it was one of those really quiet town with no stores open late at night) so idecided to piss on this car and the windshield started to go down.

I ran, but couldnt stop the piss in time. I had zip my pants anyway.

[mrmitchell]

One time, I was in the same hangup--had to pee, but the phone rang! But I didn't fall and piss my pants. It was much worse than that. See, a jumbo jet crashed in my backyard, so I ran out to see and help any survivors, and everyone survived, you see. It was full of all these hot porn stars! They all asked if they could stay until they got a ride, and I of course said yes, and I forgot completely about my need. I was able to hold it.

So, I was helping them around, when all of a sudden a van crashes into my bathroom wall! It runs over the toilet and my ****can is totaled, man. Now I'm reminded and I gotta go REALLY badly. Luckily the van is full of plumbers, so right when they're about to have it fixed, I start to walk back inside (**** the empty hole where the wall is, I've been holding it for hours now) but Drew Carey jumps through the hole in the wall and beats me up! All these camera crews run out from behind the wall too, and I must be on some kind of sick TV show, but all I'm cared about is pissing. I manage to fend off Mr. Carey long enough to get unzipped, and I end up taking a leak in front of 10 million television viewers.

But it's all okay because afterward the porn stars offered me a part in their next movie. So I guess it's a good ending. I got to pee on TV, and I got a part in a pr0n movie--I guess the day turned out even.

[Mr. Harley]

oookkkaayyy. Doesn't that belong in the corrupt wish thread?

[MrFun]

Re: .. And I didn't make it to the bathroom

Originally posted by Pekka
Post your stories!

When I was 18 or 19, I had to pee really bad, I mean REALLY bad, and I was at home, and I ran to the bathroom and the phone rang, and somehow I got uncoordinated by that whole situation and hit my toe to chair. It hurt real bad and I dropped like a fly and forgot to hold. So there I was on the ground in extreme pain, wet pants and phone ringing.

What are your stories?

Oprah Winfrey says, "Thank you so much for sharing this with us."

[Zylka]

Weak

NYE 2004; I pissed myself in a cab ride home next to a coked up prostitute and just sat their laughing. The driver didn't kick me out and the girl still wants to see me

What the **** is wrong with this world?

[Ted Striker]

my bladder is STEEL

[Jon Miller]

in 5th grade we were in class

and I raised my hand saying that I really had to go

and the teacher said I could wait until recess (like 20 minutes away)

well, I couldn't

I have a freind who has a lot better stories

Jon Miller

[Ted Striker]

[Zylka]

Jon Miller

[Agathon]

I was walking home totally ****-faced and stoned to boot. I needed a leak so I whipped down an alley and let it fly. Turns out I was pissing against the window of someone's basement apartment. I still don't understand how I managed the feat of stopping and getting away without covering myself in piss.

[Pekka]

Good stories!

Zylka must be a true player......... even superhero like me couldn't expect to get the woman still want me if I peed my pants in the cab. Maximum respect!

[Theben]

One time I had to pee, but the line to the men's room was reel long, so I went out back to the alley and pissed on the wall. At the same time I puked my guts out. Then I went back inside and drank more b33rz.

[Pekka]

Theben, yeah you're a badass ok.. I like it.