.. And I didn't make it to the bathroom

[DeathByTheSword]

....

i was in rome...and well i was drunk like hell so i am pissing against someones door...which right at that moment opens...so i am not noticing it for like 2 seconds...just pissing inside that house...then i see my self running away with some pissed off little italian guy behind me...i was in luck that i could zip up while i was running...because he was mad...

and a friend of mine was so drunk that we walked up to a police car...put money under the whipers of a policecar and started pissing against it...well he was arrested but he already paid the fine.i was pretty funny...he had to stay over night in the policestation...still funny

[Provost Harrison]

I remember having a few drinks in St. Albans a few years ago now. I left the pub and needed the toilet, you know what it is like after a few pints. But we had to wait for a bus back to Hatfield. I was busting and I would have gone behind a wall or something but the place was crawling with police so I didn't have that option. 40 minutes we waited for that bus and I was in absolute agony...and guess what, it was another 40 minutes on the bus to Hatfield. I managed to make it to the outskirts of Hatfield (20 minutes), but I was going to micturate whether I wanted to or not. I literally had to stop the bus and dive off. I must have pissed gallons into that stream...but damn, it was the most pleasurable piss I had ever had, and worth the ensuing 30 minute walk back to my mates house

[C0ckney]

@ a lot of these

me and my mate are walking from a club after a night out, both in a very cod like state and we both need to go. so we see an alley between two houses, so i go and pee on one house, he goes to the other. what neither of us noticed was this 500w security light which of course decided to come on just after we started. then about 15 seconds later someone shouted 'OI!' from one of the houses and we had to peg it.

[SpencerH]

'Micturate'! How very scientific of you.

EDIT: I cant believe I missed my spelling error ( I used to work on UTI's)

[Datajack Franit]

Pekka is trying to say something with this thread..he needs more attention, he likes watersports... hmmmmm

[Ecthy]

One time after smoking weed at a friend's place and swallowing a little of the fumes (had a thread back then, got deleted), I noticed I was going to throw over and went to the bathroom. But it was quicker. I opened the toilet seat and then it came, but I had run so fast that it had a certain kinetical energy, so it hit the ground of the toilet basin and made its way up at the other end, thus some of it splashing out and hitting the ground BEHIND the toilet. Thanks. I cleaned it.

[Ecthy]

And I never peed on the phone as does Pekka.

[Bereta_Eder]

I once pissed in a park covered by bushes and trees like Indiana Jones and Robinson Crusoe. Very liberating.

[Pekka]

Ecthelion, no I didn't pee on the phone I peed while I was rushing to the toilet and the phone rang the same time and I got unbalanced, hit my toe, fell and that's when I peed my pants.

[Agathon]

Like they said in The Big Chill. The world is one gigantic toilet.

[mrmitchell]

Pekka, did you ever find out who was calling you?

[Pekka]

I can't remember. Didn't answer the phone.

[jdd2007]

Once, I was like 3!!!! I peed my pants!!! and my crotch was sore!!!

[Pekka]

jdd2007, you were drunk, right?

[Zylka]

An old buddy of mine pissed on his passed out girlfriend and her best friend back in the 11th grade. The ex gf lost a bit of weight and is really hot now, and the other has a little girl.

True story