.. And I didn't make it to the bathroom

[Agathon]

This is a funny thing I've seen happen several times. It proves that a lot of men think with their dicks.

At the old student pub at my old uni (the one with the tree in the garden that I spent a drunken night propped up in, but that's another story) the ladies lavs were not really big enough to deal with the number of female bladders. So a lot of the girls would come into the blokes' and queue up for the couple of sit-downs.

While they were queueing they would inevitably strike up conversations with urinating men. Some women would ask to see "it" and the more adventurous would badger the men to allow them to hold "it" while he took a piss.

Some stupid c***s actually allowed them to. Of course as soon as the guy started pissing, the woman would quickly shove it back inside his trousers and then run outside to stand on a table and tell everyone that some bloke had pissed his pants.

I've seen bloke after bloke fall for this trick.


At the same pub, inebriated couples would also attempt coitus in the cubicles in the men's. This would really piss off a lot of people who wanted to take a leak, and the call would go out. After the couple had been allowed to build up a head of steam, a few jugs of cold beer would be passed in and dumped over the top of the cubicle to spoil the lovers' fun.

Again, people kept falling for this, although one guy yelled out that they could pour as much as they liked, he wasn't stopping.

[Pekka]

Nasty trick! But makes me wonder if the chicks thought they 'won'.

It's like me going to the ladies side 'can I hold your bag while you pee?' And then quickly punch her into the stomach and run away and tell everyone she's pregnant to his step dad?

[Agathon]

One morning after a party I woke up outside in a wheelbarrow.

Another morning I drove past a friend who had fallen asleep on the grass verge by the road.

The same guy once walked home after a drunken night at the pub and flopped onto his couch. He woke up wondering why he had suddenty acquired a new television and a rubber plant. Then he realized that he had "gone home" to a flat he had lived in three years previously.

[Pekka]

You know what I'd do if some chick did the pissing trick to me? I'd drink some more, and when I needed to pee again, I'd just walk next to the prankster and peed on her right there and watch her cry and then I'd laugh and laugh and laugh until the bouncer would kick my ass. And then I'd laugh some more!

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Pekka
You know what I'd do if some chick did the pissing trick to me? I'd drink some more, and when I needed to pee again, I'd just walk next to the prankster and peed on her right there and watch her cry and then I'd laugh and laugh and laugh until the bouncer would kick my ass. And then I'd laugh some more!

Um, if you did that at this pub, you would have the **** kicked out of you by half a dozen big-ass Maori bouncers. You wouldn't be able to laugh, although you might be able to splutter a bit through the straw with which you were being fed.

[Pekka]

Well maybe I'd wait until she's outside and then peed on her.

No wait I have a better one.. I'd stalk her for few weeks.. give scary anonymous calls and letters.. Teach her to never do that again!

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Pekka
Well maybe I'd wait until she's outside and then peed on her.

Remind me never to go to the pub with you. It sounds like a recipe for a guaranteed hiding. Do you think that bystanders would stand back and laugh while you casually pissed on a woman?

WTF is wrong with you? Where I come from you can't just go around urinating on people.

[Pekka]

By standers? Where is this pub, in the woods of the knights in maidenville? Come on!

[Theben]

Agathon, did you forget he's from Finland?

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Theben
Agathon, did you forget he's from Finland?

Are people allowed to wee on perfect strangers there?

I just thought Finland was full of rally drivers and people with names like ****ko Fukkalotawimen.

[Solly]

On my 17th birthday I'd had a can of Carlsberg Special Brew and a can of Fosters before I went out.

Then I had two pints of Fosters. Feeling good.

Then some "mates" decided to get me going on the £2.50 double spirits & mixers. 6 of those and 90 minutes later, I went to the toilet.

Next thing I remember, it was 2 hours later and someone was ringing my parents to come and pick me up. I'd spewed all over the lavatory floor, and tried to cover it up with bog paper. I got carried out of the pub with my pants around my ankles. Spent the next 20 hours or so in bed with my worst ever hangover..

[Agathon]

What's funny about that?

[Theben]

Originally posted by Agathon


Are people allowed to wee on perfect strangers there?

Only up north, and in their military.

[Combat Ingrid]

When I graduated from high school, we took the boat to Finland, mainly to get drunk on the tax-free booze (not to see the Finns pee on strangers).

Needless to say, we all got pretty much wasted. While sitting down by a table in one of the pubs, I realised the mix of booze and beer had made my stomach quite upset and had to be emptied. The problem was that I had no idea where the bathroom was and it was really urgent. Desperately, I took an empty beer glass, put it to my mouth and filled it up gently, without spilling out anything. Proceeded to fill up a second glass as well.

The funny thing was that a friend of mine who sat at the other side of the table was too drunk to realise what I was doing. She just sat there like a statue with her eyes wide open, watching me drinking "backwards". She thought she was drugged and time was going in reverse

[Pekka]

Park Avenue, I like your sig.. now everyone think I'm a butthole Kudos to me!

Are people allowed? What do you mean? Are girls allowed to do that to guys? If so, then it must be ok to pee on them too. You get what you order......