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  • #46
    Why do old people always (seemingly) drive white cars? And why are they so freakin' huge?

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    • #47
      It was a white mini van that did that to me today. Point to JohnT!
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        • #49
          JohnT seems to know much. Perhaps...too much...
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Tiamat
            Whilst drive down I-35 today I had the irrepressable idot...
            Illinois/Indiana Dept of Transportation?
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #51
              Interstate-35 in Austin Texas. We shorten it and call it I-35.
              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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              • #52
                I was referring to IDOT, aka 'idiot' in Illinois (maybe Indiana as well...but they're all idiots afa I can tell...)
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #53
                  Me? I'm just the surveyor of society... I report what I see, as I see it.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Re: Re: If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .

                    Originally posted by MrFun


                    So it was YOU.
                    Actually, I usually look over my shoulder when I change lanes, but it annoys me when people hang in my blind spot. Often, people do this just to annoy... They're in the passing lane, so they should either speed up and pass me or slow down and get out of my blind spot, but instead they just stay there. And yes, I do drive a large car (an '87 Chevy Blazer, to be specific).
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                    Approximately.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Tiamat
                      Alright Mr. Fun this thread is a jinx! Whilst drive down I-35 today I had the irrepressable idot who didn't check his blind spot nor did he signal. If I hadn't been looking my car would be wrecked right now.

                      He might not have signaled but I can assure you that I gave him the one finger signal! Only after honking and the wife and him both look around like......whaaa??? How much of an idot do you have to be to ignore the horn?
                      So now you know how I feel.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #56
                        I have NEVER YET learned to drive...

                        One of the (many) reasons is the amount of ****ers on wheels I see EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR.

                        Roll on autopilots for automobiles!
                        Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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                        • #57
                          Almost got in a wreck last night while looking over my shoulder to check my blind spot. There was a car stopped ahead of me, which I hadn't noticed wasn't moving (stopped dead, thought the hazards were just normal blinkers). If Bunnygrrl hadn't yelled . . .
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #58
                            sportive yet safe...

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                            • #59
                              Re: If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .

                              Originally posted by MrFun
                              then for the safety of drivers like me, stay off the fvcking roads.

                              When you want to change lanes, look over your shoulder to make sure drivers like me are not in your blind spot!
                              Why are you in the blind spot in the first place ?! I hate people who sit in my blind spot. You have no business riding in someone's blind spot. You can't assume that everyone will look for you there before changing lanes , yet you still do it. You deserve what you get.

                              I always look at the spot before changing lanes. If some one is there the turn signal goes on. Then usually the m***erf***er will slowly increase speed making it impossible to switch lanes until he passes me.

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                              • #60
                                I was not deliberately driving in the person's blind spot.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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