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  • #1

    If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .

    then for the safety of drivers like me, stay off the fvcking roads.

    When you want to change lanes, look over your shoulder to make sure drivers like me are not in your blind spot!
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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  • #2
    That happened to me before, too. Bastards.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • #3
      Just get the hell out of my way, is that too much to ask?

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      • #4
        He that driveth the larger car hath the right of way.

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        • #5
          Mine is the one who won't signal and slams on the breaks about 10 to 20 seconds before they turn and then look at you like your crazy for getting upset
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Verto
            He that driveth the larger car hath the right of way.
            thus spake the jesus.
            "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
            - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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            • #7
              Buddy of mine was at the mall the sunday before Christmas. The mall in my area is notorious for its poor layout and very dangerous roads. And yet, my friend saw no less than ten student drivers, and was almost hit by three of them. Go Drivers Ed!
              "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
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              "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                I'm just glad I am a defensive enough of a driver that I avoided an accident with that idiot.

                He must have been a traveler from Texas, or something.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  Watch it there Mr. Fun or we'll have to take ya'll out in the cow pasture and hog tie ya'
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • #10
                    Re: If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .

                    Originally posted by MrFun
                    to make sure drivers like me are not in your blind spot!
                    Maybe you shouldn't be in my blind spot.
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                    Approximately.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Verto
                      He that driveth the larger car hath the right of way.


                      I plan on getting an Abrams.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by skywalker




                        I plan on getting an Abrams.
                        that 41 centimeter jap tank i should be getting in a few days challenges your puny abrams. GO SUPER HAPPY MEGA FUN JAPANESE DEFENSE FORCE!
                        "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                        - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by skywalker
                          I plan on getting an Abrams.
                          Oh, I was planning on driving a B-52 around LA.
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                          • #14
                            Anti-tank rounds are a pretty good deterrent to have if you're driving around in a smaller car nowadays.
                            "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                            "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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                            • #15
                              Or just get a MAC and pop the tires of your enemies.

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