Tweet
Wait... if knife is knives then elf must be elves. Damn this language.
-
-
The Finns owe an explanation as to why Santa would choose to live and work in the European Union. There are probably a thousand rules and regulations regarding underpaid elfs.
In that case, I revise my original statement. Santa lives in some South Pacific Third World country
.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
-
-
Imran... yeah, or maybe a North Atlantic one!
Thanks.Originally posted by Japher
elves, elfs, evils!!!
it's all the same, and we get what you mean
Comment
-
He should have started outsourcing much sooner.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
-
Imram -
People have went to north pole, and there's nobody there. It's barren - empty icescape. So your claim that santa is there indicates that santa is nothing (which is not true). And no matter how much you argue and shout, Santa still lives in Finland.
Oh, BTW:
Wanha!1
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
-
I'm wondering... does he yiff the otters, though?
(there MUST be furry references in any and all Stefu threads :doitnow! )
I don't believe in Finland anymore...
There is no Finland.Comment
-
Typically Stefu. I prove him wrong once again, and he dares not to show up and admit it.Comment
-
Have you watched Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause" or even the much anticipated "The Santa Clause 2"? Santa lives under the ice!!!People have went to north pole, and there's nobody there. It's barren - empty icescape
Thus, Global Warming will destroy santa
When I fist realized that I was really sadThere is no Finland., but then I thought "what comes from Finland that I really can't do with out?"... Nothing!!! Then I was happy again
Comment
-
Now, Monk is naturally wrong. For one thing, his 'typically' remark would indicate there have been past instances where he's been right and I've been wrong. And clearly, he's wrong.
Let Google prove it to you:
Google search on Santa Claus is Finnish produces 8 results,
while Google search on Santa Claus is Danish produces one paltry result. And as we know, the Internet is never wrong. So there.
I don't know what kind of an impostor you've got there, but you desperately need to do something. Think of all the children sending their letters to this fake Santa."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
-
its all about reindeer's
most of reindeer's live in lappland
we finns say "poro"or"peura"?
"True Santa lives at the North Pole" but there is no animals but polar bear's
**????gowabunga!!!!!!Comment
-
That's a very good point, brother Zapnic."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
-
Santa lives in the Canary Islands.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
-
Google search on Santa Claus is Finnish produces 8 results,
while Google search on Santa Claus is Danish produces one paltry result. And as we know, the Internet is never wrong. So there.
Google Search on "Santa is at the North Pole" produces 864 results
The internet is always right... now stop spreading lies Stefu.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
-
type Google search "joulupukki"then you seeOriginally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Google search on Santa Claus is Finnish produces 8 results,
while Google search on Santa Claus is Danish produces one paltry result. And as we know, the Internet is never wrong. So there.
Google Search on "Santa is at the North Pole" produces 864 results
The internet is always right... now stop spreading lies Stefu.
gowabunga!!!!!!Comment
Comment