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  • Just in case some still refuse to believe: SANTA LIVES IN FINLAND

    Yep. In Finland, Korvatunturi, lies Santa Claus's humble abode. Not in North Pole or any pansy location like that.

    In Finland.
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    Only evil Santa.

    True Santa lives at the North Pole, sorry evil Fin .
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      The one at North Pole must be some kind of anti-Santa, sent to the Earth by Santan to seduce the weak-willed away from the true Santa who lives in Finland.
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      • #4
        We've been over this many times, he comes from former greek asia minor.

        but the hats are authentic finnish

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        • #5
          He lives in the north pole! CANADA's north pole. Your parents haven't thought you well I see.....


          Spec.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #6
            polar bears

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            • #7
              I do believe in Finland anymore...
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                Naturally, he lives in Greenland. According to tonight's news, the Home Rule Administration of Greenland has denied Santa further funding. It seems that until now, the taxpayers of Greenland and Denmark have paid for Santa's services. Tonight, Santa went on national Danish TV urging for people to make it a political priority and notify their political representatives.

                I kid you not. I know it sounds difficult to believe but I swear I'm not making this up.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Japher
                  I do believe in Finland anymore...
                  All this "Finland" has just been invented by CocaCola anyway to make people buy crap
                  www.civforum.de

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                  • #10
                    Pffff, I can say that after having been there (the finland one), that it has absolutely nothing to do with anything even remotely commercial.
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #11
                      Santa has his own zip code and postal stamp in Greenland.

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                      • #12
                        It's so the North Pole. All you 'claimers' are just making yourselves look foolish.
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          I read in the papers the Finnish one had to make some cutbacks in his workforce this year. Competition is stiff it seems.

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                          • #14
                            Sad bastards...
                            www.my-piano.blogspot

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                            • #15
                              The Finns owe an explanation as to why Santa would choose to live and work in the European Union. There are probably a thousand rules and regulations regarding underpaid elfs.

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