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Stefu, you wish us to believe that Santa lives in Finland, but you provide no source...you provide NOTHING!!! Yet you want to destroy Christmas... you criminal...
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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As I learned in Tanzania Santa actually lives on the ice cap of Mt. Kilimanjaro.Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21Comment
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Actually Santa runs INTERPOL; he has several command centers across the globe. This explains why many people think he's at different locations.
The actual workshops are located in backward 3rd-world nations with no labor laws and abysmal elven rights records.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Santa lives in here. It's a fact. Now either believe it or die without honour.
Our airport at lappland can't even take more charter flights from all over the world. They pay thousands of euros/dollars just to be there for few stinky hours. It's here allright, and the money says so. Money doesn't lie.
Yes, Santa Park is in trouble due to poor financing. They realized 'hey this is kind of seasonal thing!' too late.
Anyway, Santa is here. DO you want to know what North Pole is? Just type in google 'Peter +North +Pole' and you'll see what twisted series that is. We have the reindeers, we have the Santa and that's it case closed.In da butt.
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Originally posted by Pekka
Santa lives in here. It's a fact. Now either believe it or die without honour.
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It's so sad that Finns need to prop up their nation on a foundation of lies just to feel important.
Maybe if we pretend to believe their silly claim, they won't be so evil!
[patronizing mode]There, there, Finland; it's okay, we believe you...[/patronizing mode]I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Theben: It's not that we want to feel important. It's just that... well, it's Finnish nature. We're so accustomed to all Finns being honest that when a fellow Finn once has told us that Santa lives in Finland, we can never believe differently anymore...This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHandComment
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And it's not just that. Santa is from here.. it couldn't come out of some dirty foreigners hands and minds, because they are dirty foreigners. Santa is pure, Santa is from here.In da butt.
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We're so accustomed to all Finns being honest that when a fellow Finn once has told us that Santa lives in Finland, we can never believe differently anymore...
So y'all are gullible?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I couldn't find a North Pole flag so I'm using Finland's
meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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So, like in everything else, Finland is second?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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No, we rule you. You are under our mind control. When I hit this button, you'll do what I want. Lucky for you I don't use this button too often. You remember last time you missed the toilet a little when you were urinating? That was me. So, keep on living, but remember that it can be taken away with a single push of button.. 
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"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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Stefu is on a valid cause, albeit he is sugarcoating the truth. (Already posted this in another thread but hey, it's a good film.)Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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