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  • Terrorist Attack, What to Do

    With the high terror alert, just want to know. I live in Los Angeles, right in the middle of it, and want to survive a terrorist attack. What do I do?
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    • #3
      Put your head between your legs, and kiss your a$$ goodbye.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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      • #4
        Let Ashcroft turn this country into a police state.
        Last edited by Ramo; December 22, 2003, 03:32.
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        • #5
          Pull out the gat and let the bullets fly.

          Hey Ramo how are you personally being oppressed?
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            POTUS where you livin player? Wilshire? Downtown? Koreatown? Miracle Mile?

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            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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            • #7
              I wonder if POTUS wants a serious answer.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                Hey Ramo how are you personally being oppressed?
                I never said I was personally being oppressed. I have the luxery of being an educated US citizen so I don't have to put up with that much ****. I suppose the greatest extent that I personally am being oppressed is through weed prohibition, but like I said that isn't a big deal for me. However a lot of people do have to put up with a lot of our gov't's bull****.

                For instance, several of my cousins can't go to school in the US because Ashcroft, Ridge, et al. say Bangladesh is a breeding-ground for Islamic terrorists.
                "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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                • #9
                  if there's a bad terroract in my area, I'm sitting in my basement with my .380 and shooting the first republican that walks through my door.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • #11
                      For instance, several of my cousins can't go to school in the US because Ashcroft, Ridge, et al. say Bangladesh is a breeding-ground for Islamic terrorists.


                      Well, if East Pakistan is anything like West Pakistan, it is a breeding ground for Islamic terrorists...
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                      • #12
                        It isn't. Get your facts straight.
                        "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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                        • #13
                          I don't believe I stated any facts.
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                          • #14
                            Well, get educated.
                            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                            -Bokonon

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                            • #15
                              I can't. Ashcroft is oppressing me.
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