With the high terror alert, just want to know. I live in Los Angeles, right in the middle of it, and want to survive a terrorist attack. What do I do?
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"Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
(1) Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear
bomb; use the stairs.
(2) When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit
the ground.
(3) If you're on fire, avoid gasoline and other flammable materials.
(4) Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead to
psychological problems.
(5) Food will be scarce; you will have to scavenge. Learn to
recognize foods that will be available after the bomb: mashed
potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc.
(6) Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs
will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
(7) Try to be neat; fall only in designated piles.
(8) Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be
staggering illegally.
(9) Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to ones, but more
sanitary due to limited circulation.
(10) Accumulate mannequins now; spare parts will be in short supply on
D-Day.
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Let Ashcroft turn this country into a police state.Last edited by Ramo; December 22, 2003, 03:32."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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Hey Ramo how are you personally being oppressed?
For instance, several of my cousins can't go to school in the US because Ashcroft, Ridge, et al. say Bangladesh is a breeding-ground for Islamic terrorists."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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For instance, several of my cousins can't go to school in the US because Ashcroft, Ridge, et al. say Bangladesh is a breeding-ground for Islamic terrorists.
Well, if East Pakistan is anything like West Pakistan, it is a breeding ground for Islamic terrorists...KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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It isn't. Get your facts straight."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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Well, get educated."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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