Hilarious euphemisms that YOU use!

[Japher]

Sometimes I can be found discussing the migration of the elusive barking spiders...

One I hate, and am opposed to using, but laugh everytime I hear it is about avoiding getting ones "red wings".

[Ecthy]

well our ladies call em "their days", and even that is too uneuphemistic for me

[loinburger]

"Chunder" has always been my favorite reference to vomiting.

[-Jrabbit]

Upon manifestation, my wife alerts me by saying,

"Oh, it's just The Wonder That Is Me."

[Combat Ingrid]

For the starting topic: "the red week"

Others:

Vomiting: "pray to the porcelain god"

Take a dump: "strangle a negro". For obvious reasons I never use this one myself, and to be honest I have no clue about its origins

[Pekka]

Japanese flag was already mentioned..... that is also used when you have a horrible diarrhea.. but nothing new for me to add

[Shogun Gunner]

Beating the Bishop...oh wait, wrong thread.

It's reusing the aunt one, but I also cracked up hearing:

Auntie Flo is here.

I always picture "Flo" from Mel's Diner saying "kiss my grits"

[aahz_capone]

"Confirming I'm not pregnant" says my gf.

Makes me quite grateful, you can never be too sure.

[Shogun Gunner]

Originally posted by Pekka
Japanese flag was already mentioned..... that is also used when you have a horrible diarrhea.. but nothing new for me to add

Can we focus on another flag please?

Switzerland has a read and white flag too!

[CorpusScorpius]

numerous women I have ran into use "My Friend Is Visiting"

[alva]

"Auntie Rose is visiting "
" Waving the red flag " though I like the Japanese version better and to p*ss Shogun off, I'll start using that one from now one.

[BustaMike]

This here's one nasty thread.

Confuscious say... Boy who finger girl on rag get caught red handed.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Is it just me, or does Ali have an unnatural fascination with her period (PS, we get you are a woman) .

So how come you haven't hooked up with her yet?

[SpencerH]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the "hershey highway"

[The Mad Monk]

I'm not.